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1 year ago

Was hoping to post this before the Mario movie dropped but oh well. 

I’m going to see it next week and I am so excited for it! 


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1 year ago

Mario would be one of Luigi’s biggest hype men ever. If anyone insults him he would get pissed.

Person: Hahah, Luigi is so useless in comparison to Mario-

Mario: You shut your fucking mouth you little shit stain! How many times have you beaten bowser?! Beaten King Boo?! Saved Daisy?! Saved me!? You’re a bitch! You’re lower than a bitch! You’re nothing! If you were gone then nothing would change but if Luigi was gone then Bowser could’ve already taken over the kingdom! He’s a hero and you’re insignificant!


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1 year ago

heres my pitch for the mario movie sequel which my childhood self that was obsessed w luigis mansion would rlly want

Heres My Pitch For The Mario Movie Sequel Which My Childhood Self That Was Obsessed W Luigis Mansion
Heres My Pitch For The Mario Movie Sequel Which My Childhood Self That Was Obsessed W Luigis Mansion

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1 year ago
Mario Games: The World Is Grand And Open, Colorful And Friendly! There Are Plenty Of Dangers, But There
Mario Games: The World Is Grand And Open, Colorful And Friendly! There Are Plenty Of Dangers, But There
Mario Games: The World Is Grand And Open, Colorful And Friendly! There Are Plenty Of Dangers, But There
Mario Games: The World Is Grand And Open, Colorful And Friendly! There Are Plenty Of Dangers, But There
Mario Games: The World Is Grand And Open, Colorful And Friendly! There Are Plenty Of Dangers, But There
Mario Games: The World Is Grand And Open, Colorful And Friendly! There Are Plenty Of Dangers, But There

Mario games: The world is grand and open, colorful and friendly! There are plenty of dangers, but there are also kindly residents all around willing to give you a word of advice or encouragement. You are light and springy, filled to the brim with joy and enthusiasm! There is a job to do, but the path on the way is a veritable playground. The horizon is the limit and the world is your oyster.

Luigi games: You're forced into tiny rooms and narrow hallways where everything is dark and ominous. The claustrophobia of your surroundings is emphasized by the heavy piece of machinery tied to your back, rendering you unable to climb or jump. The best you can do is run, and run you will, because everything wants you dead except for a morally grey old scientist who cares more about research than survival, and a ghost dog who doesn't even comprehend how much danger you're in. Good luck, fucker.


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1 year ago
I Have No Idea If This Was Intentional, But It's An Interesting Juxtaposition To Their Usual "sun And
I Have No Idea If This Was Intentional, But It's An Interesting Juxtaposition To Their Usual "sun And

I have no idea if this was intentional, but it's an interesting juxtaposition to their usual "sun and moon" vibes.


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