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Scott: *is watching Jubilee push on a door marked pull while Jean facepalms* God, gay people can be so dumb.

Random Student: That's homophobic.

Scott: I'm not homophobic! My daughter is a lesbian and my son is bisexual!

Pietro: *deep sigh* Scott, we're married-


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Pietro: “Get married and have kids,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.

Nate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

John: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Luna: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.

Scott: JOHN LITERALLY HAS A FIRE MUTATION! JUST CONTROL IT!

Pietro: Don’t. Don’t if you value your sanity.


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