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Characters & Listeners incorrect quotes - Escaped Audios Edition (Part 1)
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I'll do part 2 of EAE, but I have to re-listen to Blue Infinity, Der Wolfsjäger, and Chronus Seven.
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Raven: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Young Diego, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Guest: Oh? Lemme see!
Young Diego, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.
Guest: …where’s the spider.
Young Diego: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Alfonso: Oh no...
Guest: DIEGO, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!
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Intern: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
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Slash: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Bash: Okay.
Slash: And make out during the scary parts.
Bash: Th-
Bash: The scary parts.
Bash: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Escaped: That was so hot, Asset.
Asset: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Escaped: I'm so in love with you.
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Intern: That's ridiculous, Jean doesn't have a crush on me.
Badabing: Yes he does.
Badaboom: Yes he does.
Jean: Yes I do.
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Denny: What do you want for breakfast?
Thaddeus: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Denny:
Ash: He wants eggs.
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Ivan: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Raven: Marry me.
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Denny: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Intern: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Denny: One of them punched a gang member.
Intern: Asset?
Denny: Guest, actually.
Intern: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Alfonso: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Guest: Like it slips on and off really easily.
Alfonso:
Guest: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Carmen: We know what you meant.
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Intern: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Slash: Five second rule!
Denny: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Raven: *Sobs on the floor*
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Bash: I love you.
Slash: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Slash and Bash kiss passionately*
Ellie, to Chase: You owe me 20 dollars.
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Asset: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Escaped: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Vengeance: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
AK: One dinner... I just want ONE. DINNER.
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