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this is becoming a strange recurrence

Spicy blueshipping haiku below the cut. Warning: it gets way too realistic about what experiences mpreg might entail.

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Meowth loves round things.

James is pregnant and randy.

You can do the math.

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Their white tomorrow:

Meowth is filling James up

Like a cream pastry.

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Weezing's Sludge attack

Compares not to the might of

James, font of vomit.

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James puked on himself.

"This shade is not my color;

Clashes with my hair."

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The queen has cravings.

Chocolate-basted tuna.

Also beef jerky.

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The queen's belly swells

Over the course of nine weeks.

Kittens incoming.

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Wispy lightning bolts

Caress the queen's omphalos.

The cat nestles close.

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Nourishing white pearls

Drip from James's tender teats.

The queen feeds their spawn.

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can these even be called haiku anymore or are they a disgrace