Mcu Loki - A History - Tumblr Posts
Marvel in 2011: Happy birthday!Loki.Let's take a look at your life. You were born to be a villain. This is the path we’ve laid out for you, and you must accept this fate.
Loki: Fine .
Loki fans: Fuck you Marvel. Let’s give him a hug.
Marvel: Oh no, we didn’t see that coming. How did you do that?
Loki: I didn’t do anything. I’m just doing my job as a villain (tears in his eyes, slightly red-rimmed).
Marvel: Fine, whatever, continue your mission. Take this scepter and have fun in New York.
Loki: Fine.
Loki fans: Oh my god, Loki's design in this movie is so cool. Wait, why does he look off? Fuck you, Marvel.
Marvel: How did you… never mind. Anyway, you’ve completed your transformation from fallen prince to villain. It’s time for redemption, just die in TDW.
Loki:Fine
Loki fans: Fuuuckkk you, Marvel！
Marvel: We’ve lost control of this guy’s popularity. What happened? Taika Waititi, can you help us?
Taika: No problem, Let me see, Loki is the God of Mischief because of his psychological trauma? Because he is the neglected youngest son? Just remove this, make him the bully of Asgard, turn him into a straightforward villain, and no one will care about him anymore. It's too simple.
Marvel: This guy must be a genius.
Taika:' Boasts in interviews about giving Loki a new personality.'
Loki fans, who’ve followed his story for six years and are confused by his behavior in Thor 3: Fuck you,Marvel. Fuck you, Taika.
Marvel: What’s going on!?
Taika: Bro, you should have changed his character earlier. It’s too late now, I can’t handle this. I’m out.BYE.
Marvel: We give up. We’ll just kill you at the beginning of the movie. Don’t blame us, it’s for everyone’s good.
Loki fans: FFFUUUUUUUCCCKK YYYOOOOUUUU, MARVEL. You made his death meaningless! Stabbing Thanos with a butter knife? Really???FUCK YOU.
Marvel: Fine, fine, you win. Loki, do whatever you want.
Loki：(Makes some friends, finds a family that accepts him, and ultimately sacrifices himself to protect them. Forever alone, but deeply fulfilled)