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"Play with rubato"

Composers

Mozart

Beethoven 

Bach

Chopin

Vivaldi/The Red Priest

Pachelbel (The ring tone)

Haydn

  Philip Glass

Sousa

my tribute to the fall of vine

HOO (X)

@grossgf

i inserted everyones favorite owl 

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

playing with too much espressivo

accidentally playing a minor 2nd with your section

ignoring 1st time repeat and 2nd time repeats and getting lost af

ignoring time and key signature changes and making the worst sounds ever

sight reading contemporary scores

playing a solo and faltering on one note

missing your sectional cue and hits

wasting your time instead of practising your new part and then getting to rehearsal trying to sight read the whole part

double tounging

excessive articulations

bishck ifunut

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

all you need to know about band tbh

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself”

Wrong. Between late 1966 and late 1967 a creature called the Mothman was seen several times in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. It looked like this

heLP I JUST SUBMITTED AN ONLINE ASSIGNMENT FOR ONE OF MY CLASSES

BUT THE FOLDER THE WEBSITE DEFAULTED TO TO FIND MY DOCUMENT WAS MY GIF FOLDER BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY DESKTOP

AND INSTEAD OF SUBMITTING MY 9 PAGE ESSAY OF INTELLECTUAL PROWESS IT DECIDED IT WAS AUTOMATICALLY CHECKING OFF ONE OF THE “DOCUMENTS” INSIDE THAT FOLDER THAT WAS CREATED ON THE SAME DAY

I JUST SENT THIS 

K IL L   M E   

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

Confound Dick