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Gaius, going over Merlin's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Merlin: Yes

Gaius: Okay... may I know what you create?

Merlin: Problems.

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So I found this on Pinterest, I don't know who is the author, if you know tag them, but I just gotta say this is just hilarious

No no you got this all wrong

Eat a bunch of garlic

Merlin: I've been eating a lot of peanuts in hopes that if a vampire drinks my blood, and is allergic to peanuts, I can get my revenge.

Arthur: That sentence started off so normal..

Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time

Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-

Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?

Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?

arthur: we have a problem.

merlin: no, you have a problem. i have an idiot who causes problems.

Merlin, to reincarnated Mordred: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, 195 countries, and I still had the unfortunate luck of meeting you. Twice.

Lancelot: Surely he isn’t that bad-

Leon, just found out who used him as a step stool: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!

Merlin, forgetting about Mordred: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

Arthur: I have a great idea!

Merlin: No, you don't. History has proven that.

Arthur: Wanna take a stab at being social?

Merlin: I do like stabbing.

arthur: merlin is such an idiot! i can’t believe im going to marry him someday.

gwen: you don’t have to (?!)

arthur: no i’m gonna.

Arthur: That’s what servants are for. You think of stuff, and I say I came up with it.

Merlin: But why can’t I get any credit for things I came up with???

Elyan: Guys, I feel like we forgot something.

Percival: I think we have everything...

Gwaine: Hey, have any of you seen Merlin?

Arthur: WE FORGOT MERLIN.

Alternatively:

Gwaine: One

Gaius: One? That's it?

Gwaine: One liquor store.

Gaius: i need your medical history can you answer these questions honestly

Gwaine: whatever floats your boat

Gaius: how many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?

Gwaine: one

Gaius: one? that's it?

Gwaine: one shelf

Merlin: Since when has babysitting Arthur been m-

Merlin: Oh my God, that is my job

Leon: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Arthur : It's kind of complicated, but Merlin -

Leon: Got it. Forget I asked.

AU where Arthur comes back after 1,500 years and Merlin thinks Excalibur sword is very outdated at this point. It is 21st Century and unsurprisingly sword is not the best choice of weapons, magic or not.

So, Merlin creates him lots of new weapons, and soon discovers that Arthur masters everything fast and is ridiculously good at adapting everything to fight. Because if Merlin is the greatest Warlock to ever walk on earth, then Arthur is the greatest Warrior ever to exist.

So, at one point Merlin is just having SO MUCH FUN discovering Arthur’s very OP warrior skill because this man can make everything he holds a legendary weapon.

Modern Magic People being rescused: THE King Arthur is here to save us from the evil beast! look at his shining Exca..li..bur…?

Arthur, holding a ~magical and forged by Dragon’s flame~ airfryer: DO NOT DISRESPECT EXCALIBUR #2461