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(not mine guys its from deviantart)
"ill listen 2 ur mike n co theories if u want me to" marry me.
real whenever someone mentions italians i start thinking abt mike its insane
I hate having my brainrot sleeper agent words be common ass things like fym you mention cheating or island or god forbid some white boy name around me and I have to legitimately resist saying “total drama reference???” What is wrong with me
i saw a dating headcanon list of a few characters i like, so i wanted to do some w/ the mike gang!!!!
no projecting my own romantic desires at all
mike:
flustered embarrassed mess if u suddenly kissed him or smth
sighs dreamily thinking abt u like an anime girl
cringy lines (affectionate)
slightly more inclined to tell u his secrets
"i saw this n, uhm, thought of u... i hope u like it..." then presents u w/ the most wholesome thought-out gift ever
vito
big ego but compliments abt personality break him (positively)
shows u off to his friends
acts playboyish n tough, but his undying love for u is obvious
"when yall in love but a little slow"
when shopping says "anything for my girl" n then forgets to bring money
svetlana
invites u to practice gymnastics w/ her
constantly checks in on ur health n wellbeing
encourages u to touch grass
drops romantic russian compliments sometimes
does ur makeup regardless of gender
manitoba
lots of flirts but means what compliments he says
teaches u australian slang lore
shows u his fav views n places
road trip > plane
mal
melts from affection overload
acts tough but cares
says violent stuff sometimes like "i would stab some1 for u" (/ref) but thats just his way of saying he cares
says cringy villain lines abt how evil n cool he is while snuggling or smth
little spoon little spoon little spoon (cuz he likes taking a break from being malevolent)
(platonic) chester
thinks of u as a grandchild/child
would rant to u n then be secretly happy when u listen
tsundere old man
gives u old books as gifts
did i do these right erm....
yall ever get the animalistic urge to draw ur fav character randomly like i was scrolling then my brain just went "i NEED to draw mike i NEED to draw mal RIGHT THIS MOMENT"
nvm guys i found my art skills again
new math sheet alert
happy pride month guys
here is a humble offering for our fav trans queen
oh yeah mal is there too
mikesys x zoey save me........... they are my everything............
anyone got some good updating mike fics? i was scrolling in the ao3 tag n all i found was season rewrites n straight up smut
you post about mikesys a lot
bc i love them real
guys i think i got the wrong all stars......
once i tried to convince my friend group to dress up as mike n gang with me (there was about six of us) n go to a convention but they said no..........
"dolls fall" more like "one by one they will all fall"
og:
difference is crazy
angst is cool n all but what if they talked abt their feelings n then cuddled
alright everyone. its time for the long awaited mikesys headcanons!!
(no applause)
uh anyway (warning spoilers for my fic that i have not posted) (also most hc r based off of real evidence!!)
chester:
introject of dead father
he acts like what a 5 year olds perspective of what an old man is bc young mike never rlly knew his father
formed first
can b as secretive as mike for some topics
loves rlly old books n cares for them like theyre babies
does care abt the system a lot, he just doesnt show it easily
is actually rlly good at masking
is "too old for love"
color i chose for him is gray
svetlana:
trans n lesbian!!!!!!
physical protector
formed 3rd, around the same time as manitoba
showed up bc the sys' not mentally stable mom was pushing them too much into their gymnastics (also she prob wanted a girl)
has trouble w/ taking breaks from practice
loves "girly" stuff like dressing up n makeup
trash at masking
color i chose for her is pink
vito:
trauma holder, but calls himself the "social protector"
remembers all the physical trauma
has dysthymia (which im pretty sure is like major depression, but its less severe n lasts way longer)
last to form
beats himself up abt anne marias whole "left u for a rock" thing
wears a mask w/ a smile for hours at a time
actually rlly sweet n caring
hates his physical appearance
writes poems (this isnt shown in the show i just think it would b funky)
decent at masking
showed up cuz mike got rejected by the only person who cared abt him
color i chose for him is red
manitoba:
internal self helper
not a fictive, hes just like that
based his whole personality on old australian sexist movies
secretly thinks its funny when ppl dont understand his australian slang
least traumatized
color is light brown
mal:
persecutor + trauma holder (but then bc of a real redemption arc that really occured hes now just a protector + trauma holder)
remembers all the mental trauma
reset button? what reset button? systems cant just reset their brain, silly
trash at cooking, like anything can be burnt to a crisp
listens to breakcore (specifically breakcore covers of classical songs)
was y the system went to juvie
main host for the entire time there
hated it after a while
like many former persecutors, he thought what he was doing was best for the body
doesnt actually hate the system (except for mike i mean what)
secretly enjoyed it when zoey treated him lovingly cuz she thought he was mike
color is dark blue
Is this your favourite band
yes
hi guys im in spain now
(ignore the fact that its an image taken by my phone <_<)
also guess who pulled a mal fictive two days ago B3
what do we think abt the digital art style
I am a BIG fan!! My blog motif is is Mikey's stuff lol
yaaaaaaaay *loud cheering sound effect.mp3*
mal fanart guh!!! (also poorly drawn zal)
can we stop drawing mal like covered in blood abt to kill some1
like
the worst he did was push cameron down a hill n break ppls stuff, what did bro do to deserve that fanon vers of himself
scarlett actually tried to kill everyone on pi n she doesnt get the killer treatment??
draw him being the silly guy he is
draw him hugging it out w/ mike after they confront eachother
draw him watching the stars from the top of a large tower
draw angst abt his past man
similarly, i keep seeing these mal x (mostly reader) that depict him as not physically affectionate n super possesive, n i dont agree with that tbh
what if he was tired of being so cold hearted all the time that he needed a place where he could be himself, which just so happened to be ur arms? what if he learns to accept that not everything can b his n his alone, n he becomes happy simply sharing ur epicness w/ the others? what if he, get this, wasnt an abusive boyfriend??
