Miss Piggy - Tumblr Posts
MISS YULISSAAA
i HATE how i drew her ill draw her better next time ๐ญ๐ญ
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โI am an amazing actor, darling! And donโt you dare say otherwiseโ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐: Miss Piggy
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Subject (she teaches): Counseling (she does NAWT wanna do her job ๐พ๐พ๐พ)
Birthday: January 13, ####
Age: why should u know?? (itโs 32)
Height: 5โ7
Dominant Hand: Right
Sexuality: Bisexual (male preference)
Hobby: Acting
Likes: acting, fame, gold, her husband
Dislikes: her mom, her hometown, beauty pageants, her old manager, her (ex-)rival; Milana Morgan
Favorite Food: French Fries
Least Favorite Food: Vegatables
Club: none ew, why would she hang out with MINORS
Homeland: #####
Special Skill: sheโs great at everything! (she can/will knock you out in ten seconds)
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A dramatic woman, with a huge ego
Very high-strung and hates when people show a droplet of disrespect towards her
Anger Issues
Very confident, loves acting and everything involved with the stage
Encourages everyones creative side
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A chubby, red-headed woman with (seemingly) unblinking bright blue eyes
Usually wears red clothing that matches with Yu Jie
Always wears vibrant makeupย
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An ex-movie star but still famous
Had three divorces against the same man, (they just got back together before she was sent to NRC)
Favorite person after herself would probably be Yu Jie
HATES Crewel with a PASSION (he said something about her makeup, in a RUDE way)
Is a 9th degree black belt
Wine-Aunt coded
Knows Yumi has a crush on someone but sheโs not sure who...
Okayokay I promise I'll draw other characters but...them
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
This year they're having a small Christmas
A star in born screenshot redraw!(1/6)
Please please please reblog!!! I worked really hard on these and the upcoming 20 pictures!!
THAT'S WHY SHE THE GOAT THE GOAT!!!!!
Congratulations to Miss Piggy for winning the Ultimate Pink Girl Competition 2023!!!
Against all odds, in a poll of 18,234 votes, Miss Piggy swept Barbie, arguably one of the pinkest girls of all time. Thank everyone for voting and sticking around to see the victor :)
I feel like Bruce Wayne projects the kind of amiable playboy 'fun' vibe that he'd be the type of celebrity that certain interviewers feel comfortable surprising with puppies.
You know the kind of shows I mean.
The late-night talk show situations where they're making benign small talk with their smiling guest, and there's a segment where animals get brought out, usually to talk about some sort of ecological relief effort.
So you're watching your trash TV talk show late at night, and you get to watch billionaire pretty boy Bruce Wayne be begrudgingly talked into holding a (relatively) harmless creature which inevitably gets a lot of delighted shrieks from the audience as it starts being a lot more active than the handler promised. And to his credit, Bruce doesn't flinch, he doesn't freak out. But his eyes are a little wide, and his voice a little tight as the smile on his face takes on a slight rictus quality before he's inevitably rescued by an apologetic handler who is also laughing because they all know there was no real danger, it was just funny to put Bruce, who is an undeniable good sport and already laughing along, out of his comfort zone for the sake of charity.
Meanwhile, up in the Justice League headquarters, several founding members of the League are wondering how fast they can get a fake Oscar award shipped to the space station because fuck off. Absolutely fuck off, Bruce. Where the fuck did he study? Juilliard? (Probably.)
(Clark ends up going to a novelty store during the commercial break. It's faster than trying to get anything shipped, even with the infrastructure Bats built for them. He finds it several days later taped to his console in a conspicuously empty briefing room. It's gaudy and awful, the words "Best Actor" engraved on the plaque. No one's around to see him smile. No one comments when it vanishes. Everyone thinks it's been yeeted out an airlock. Dick absolutely comments when it shows up in the manor, stashed in one of the trophy cases that sprung up for all the bat kids' school awards. Bruce has no idea how it got there. Must have been Alfred. (It was not.))
Anyway, consider, for your amusement, Bruce Wayne getting highjacked on The Gotham Toight Show with a handful of wriggling puppies and, for a split second, not having to pretend he's delighted to be there.
The only thing I need from the BatMuppet story that I didn't get yet is the HIIIIIIII-YA moment where Miss Piggy karate chops Bruce Wayne.
And has no idea the significance of doing so.
Oh, no, no. She doesn't do it to Bruce. She does it to the Joker.
They're at a televised charity gala, making the rounds. All the usual glitz and glam. Miss Piggy has just left to powder her snout when the shooting starts, and cries to "get down on the ground now!" reverberate through the room. It's almost half expected that the night is going to end in a hostage situation. It's Gotham, for Christ's sake. But no one's expecting the Joker. He's supposed to be in Arkham. The Bats just put him there. He shouldn't be out already.
Bruce is stalling for time, trying to give the Boy Wonder and all his other kids time to get to them. He's stammering, hands in the air, offering to pay whatever the Joker wants if he'll let all these people go. Except the Joker doesn't take ransoms. He barely takes prisoners. And he's got a gun aimed squarely at Bruce Wayne's forehead.
But Bruce keeps trying, inching forward on his knees, hands behind his head. Trying to figure out how much he can get away with in a room full of all these fucking cameras. He's going to get shot. He already knows it. It's just a question of whether he can duck and make sure it goes through his shoulder and not his head. Christ, he fucking hates guns.
"Come on," Bruce says, trying his hardest to sound both scared and amenable. "Everyone has a price. Name yours."
The Joker laughs, gesturing grandly with his free hand. "Tell you what, Brucie-boy, you'll get a price when pigs fly!"
The sound of enraged hoofs striking off marble makes itself known. A deep, guttural squeal tears through the night. The kind that hunters of old knew to fear and keep at the end of a long spear. The Joker turns just in time to see Miss Piggy flying through the air. Eyes red. Tusks bared. Hand raised. "HIIIIIII-YA!"
Jim Gordon's outside, preparing to launch a frontal assault, when the news comes in over the radio. He listens, shouldering the radio against his ear as he pulls a cigarette case out of his pocket. "To shreds, you say? What about the henchmen? To shreds, you say..."
My apologies to whatever poor Ao3 tag wrangler first sees the 'Bruce Wayne Muppet Threeesome' tag.
Your gift basket is in the mail.
FINALLY DONE POSTING THE MUPPETATIONAL MAYYY!!! WOHOOO!!! :D
this inspired me
I canโt draw, but if I could, Iโd draw fem Aziraphale and fem Crowley dressed as Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog because I think they would serve.
I blame HBO for this shit
miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. itโs to physically attack people. and sheโs right.
Miss Piggy (Muffet)
I used a lot of references from Carrie from Sex and City for the poses and clothes.
she is very iconic
Arts from the beginning when I started drawing there in (2023)
Pitch: a muppet movie where the muppets play D&D, and it cuts between the muppets around the table and the fantasy being acted out, but instead of it just being the muppets dressed up in D&D fantasy costume, it's celebrity actors but the muppets do the voices, and the actors have to act how those muppets would. Imagine a barbarian played by Jason Momoa voiced by Miss Piggy.
I know he doesnโt have kids but thereโs something about Kermit the frog thatโs just so... dilfy
This is the stupidest thing Iโve ever drawn in my life I donโt know what else to say but happy pride month use these as icons for you and your tโhyโla
Ps this is my 1k celebration post so take that as you will
โWell, Master Hawkins, it seems your little family has come together against me.โ