Mithrun: ...there's Another Touden? - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago

stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.
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dungeon meshi
delicious in dungeon
laios touden
falin touden
chilchuck tims
marcille donato
senshi
if theres one thing i love its eldritch aus
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people meeting the touden party for the first time: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH
falin: he don't bite :)
to some people he's so incomprehensible that he circles right back around to being some white guy
izutsumi joining and properly seeing laios: you're seeing that thing right. i can't be hallucinating you're seeing this shit too right.
marcille and chilchuck who just see some dude: yea it's just our token male tallman
nothing changes in the first half of dungeon meshi except falin didn't die but laios ate the red dragon and thistle forcibly kicks them out
the second half of the story is everyone desperately trying to hide laios from the canaries
while the man himself wanders off to hunt for winged lion meat
kabru: ok so hear me out. the touden party aren't hiding anything haha no falin's brother goes to another dungeon.
but theoretically if he was in the dungeon right now and he was also an ancient eldritch monster capable of eating the world what would u d
mithrun: ...there's another touden?
the winged lion is fucking terrified of laios. the winged lion does not know if eldritch monsters can eat demons.
the winged lion is about to find out.
finale of this au is a kaiju battle between the demon and laios