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mobius: why are you like this?

loki: i used too much "no more tears" shampoo as a kid and i haven't felt a single emotion since

mobius: homicide can’t solve all your problems!

loki: it has before

loki: murder wasn’t on today’s agenda

mobius: murder isn’t on anyone’s agenda

loki: no, it is on mine, just not until thursday

loki: i am the problem here, i am fully aware. but i've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else

mobius:

loki: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house while chanting ominously about his sins

mobius:

mobius: are you… okay?

mobius: loki and i got married!

b-15: don't share your personal problems with everyone