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im seeing the most normalest uninteresting loser dude, this lame ass man, this fuckin complete socially inept freak, the most boringest guy ever yet still cream my fucking pants just from laying my eyes on him. what is it about this dude. hes the kinda guy that just stands there and you point at him and say to everyone 'get a load of this guy.' but i cant help myself. every time i look at him i think 'be still my throbbing cock'

everyone shut the FUCK up why is submitting uni assignments so scary 4 no reason 😭😭

i introduce you to my three weed smoking girlfriends but they are all just miserable cis old men who just smoke normal cigarettes and are alcoholics

holy fuck i've had such a stressful weekend and a schedule change for my classes this week so that's even more stressful but also i think i'm being recruited into a cult and i'm freaking out!! 😍😍😍😍 i meet with them today and oh man i hope to god i'm wrong!! <33

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU MET WITH A CULT?????????? DUDE??????

well i don't want to bore anyone, but long story short, on my way to class today there were these two women who stopped me in the middle of the street and asked me some pretty innocuous questions, posing it as a "university assignment." some red flags went off mid-convo because i noticed neither of them were writing anything down or taking any notes, which you should be doing for an assignment or survey or whatever the hell, especially if you're doing street interviews? they weren't even filming me with a camera to record my answers and i thought that was pretty strange.

but they asked to meet up at a nearby shopping mall after school and i agreed, thinking i would just be helping these two women complete a uni assignment. i couldn't ignore the feeling that something was up though, and i was visibly on edge. my lecturer noticed this and i spoke with them about it, and they encouraged me to look it up, because unbeknownst to me, apparently there have been a lot of well known cults operating in melbourne? so i did, and y'all, it was really fucking bad. i was literally trembling lol

i called someone i trusted to take me back home and i was shaking so much. i don't think i've ever shaken that much in my life. this is going to sound crazy but i literally had no idea a person could tremble like that. like i thought it was only in movies and shit.

this is only the short version btw. it's a lot longer but like if anyone else wants to know more i can either make another post or just message you or something. i don't know, i feel stupid talking about it, like i blame myself for engaging with them lmao

PS: for anyone who lives in melbourne or regularly travels to the city (obviously in melbourne) be wary of these people. apparently they belong to an australian branch of a south korean cult, the shincheonji church of jesus. scary shit. i literally fucking cried on the way home with the person who escorted me there. if you look up "melbourne cult reddit" you can probably find more info about it. just bc ik i have a few ppl following me also living in victoria

this is going to sound so fucking stupid and it really is going to show how much of a native english speaker i am but i was looking for old wrestling clips of raven and found a video where he's fighting against chris benoit. but the commentary is in german and i just realised, like, 'wow holy shit. you can commentate wrestling matches in other languages that aren't just arabic or spanish.' LIKE YES I KNOW IT IS OBVIOUS AND YES OBVIOUSLY I KNOW NOT EVERYONE SPEAKS ENGLISH OR WHATEVER but watching this video and listening to the commentary made me realise like 'holy shit. like this is a real thing and i am stupid for not having ever realised it earlier.' obviously i knew it- it just never sunk in for me. like imagine the rammguys watching wcw in the 90s like, 'wer hat bisher gewonnen?'

just out of curiosity- is there a rammstein discord server? with the people here on rammblr?

sometimes i wanna reblog something funny that reminds me of frau schneider so i check op's page because i'm a little sus and they turn out to be a hardcore kink blog. and then i think "oh. yeah no she would definitely say this but i can't have this on my page"

(to the tune of 'please save me donald trump') frau schneider if you can hear us. please frau schneider please save me, please save me frau schneider please i'm asking you. please save me. please save me please get these people away from me. in dear god's name please frau schneider

turning 19 soon and i still don't know how to communicate corporately.... for the love of god.... someone PLEASE save me from emails and professional phone calls

im bored as hell im going to make moodboards again with a bunch of polls i need y'all's help grrrr

themes r important too i guess. i just realised i need my moodboard to follow a certain theme. you know. to have a certain mood.

guess who is Officially an Old Age Grandpa today (19)

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming

if there were more frau schneider x reader fics the world would be a better place. i'm just saying. flake too

just went to check out radiooooo for the first time in a long time and they put it behind a paywall... i'm shocked. i'm distraught. and most importantly i'm going to kill myself

came back late. what the hell's a boop