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3 years ago

Damien: man you need a boyfriend

Oz: Yea there's this one guy I like, he's cute but very dumb

Damien: Oh really? what's his name?

Oz: Damien

Damien: Oh he's got the same name as me? Nice.

Oz:


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3 years ago

Calculester: Hey. I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...?

Damien: Lies. Filthy Lies.

Calculester: Oh, good. Because--

Damien: It was FOUR people.


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