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suburban wolfstar AU where they’re asshole single dads and they run into each other on a trail early in the morning

and neither dogs nor bikes are allowed on this trail but sirius is zipping down the trail super fast on a bike and remus is walking a giant dog

and they yell at each other for breaking the rules and then realize their hypocrisy

and they keep running into each other around town until they eventually fall in love etc

i’ve been watching too much shitty reality tv but i NEED a marauders/skittles dating show au

like wolfstar has a rocky start but once they get their shit together they just sit back and watch everything go down with everyone else (if anyone has watched The Perfect Match they’re like joey and kariselle)

and rosekiller is constantly trying to make each other jealous before publicly fighting and making up. also they are the ultimate meddlers like anytime other people are talking they join in to create drama

and dorlene is going all for it in compatibility challenges etc bc they’re so competitive. and they’d lowk win the whole thing bc they’re so much more strategic than everyone else

nobleflower would start slow bc narcissa is the one all the straight guys want but alice wins her over

regulus chilling by the pool while various people come try to flirt with him but he’s just in it for the vacation (until james changes that obvs)

anyways i could go on but pls tell me someone else here understands the vibe

My contribution to @marauderswithpalestineproject

Prompt #227 : “Sirius and Remus meet cute at a yarn shop, muggle au, hea”

I was so excited to see this prompt by BrigidFaye, it was a pleasure to work on!

I wanted to include more of a comic/story aspect where the two of them reach for the same yarn (cliche, ik), so just imagine that happened 🩷

Close ups:

Au idea I can’t shake?

Draco and Harry lived on a street with identical houses (neighborhood rule or some shit… but the school system was the best so people for some reason put up with it)

Like so identical that when they started kindergarten and walked back home, they sometimes couldn’t remember which house was who’s

So, not having met yet, Harry walks back one day and instead of going to his house, accedentally walks straight into the Malfoy kitchen and only once he sits down and looks up from his newest comic and sees narcissa’s stunned face does he realize he is in the wrong house

Narcissa asks if he’s dracos friend and he’s all like who? That one kid with the blonde hair? He seems nice

She chuckles but tells him his family might be worried and she needs to check to see where Draco might have gone

First, because Harry had been eyeing the freashly made batch of cookies (and his own mom had promised to make him some anyways that morning), she gives him a glass of milk and a cookie

She likes this kid, he is polite and animated and she can’t help but think what if he became best friends with her son

She takes his hand and walks him over next door, only to be interrupted mid-knock by Lilly opening the door with Draco right behind her

They both stare at their boys and then at each other and begin to laugh

They become best friends

As for Draco and Harry, it’s a little rocky. Neither boy likes that their mom likes the other so much; they should be the favorites

But eventually

They are forced to hangout so much as the families get to know each other that they will play together if around each other

Then one day on the bus to school

Harry Sees Draco sitting alone with no friends.

He decides to sit beside him, and then decides that he would do everything all over again just to see the look of tentative happiness on the other boys face again

They become best friends pretty quickly after that, finally hanging out after school

After school, sometimes they get lost on the way to their houses again

They still mix it up, but it’s ok because whichever house they choose to wonder into, they are welcomed with hugs and cookies for the both of them

Expect for that one time they accidentally walked into a house that looked only sort of identical owned by a man named Filch Norris. It didn’t help that they happened to be discussing at the time the rumors of his wife getting turned into a cat he now kept as a pet

Once Lilly got a glass wind chime she hung on the portch so the boys could tell which house was which, but after a wild game of catch the orange, it was broken on purpose and quickly hidden away

To this day neither boy will admit to knowing who was at fault, and honestly they both wanted it gone so much they don’t remember who had delt it its final blow (Lilly does, as she had been watching from the window. it had been her own son, probably wanting no excuse for Draco to not follow him wherever he went)

Later, in middle school, they have their first real fight

Harry had been out with friends and Draco had been tagging along, with Harry as always

One of his friends dared Harry to kiss someone in the circle

Draco was scared out of his wits because he didn’t want Harry to kiss anyone else but he knew Harry would never back down from a challenge and there was no way that this could end well

So he lied and told the whole group that Harry had cooties and the last girl who had kissed Harry gagged so hard she never kissed anyone ever again, and was subsequently so embarrassed and horrified to have done that, shut down and ran away

Harry was pissed. He mainly was angry on how Draco had lied to the group and hurt Harry through this, ruining his reputation and acting callous and mean towards him. But he was also pretty bummed because the person he had been considering kissing had been Draco

The fight continued for months. They didn’t talk. They didn’t sit together. They didn’t walk home together. They didn’t go to each others houses anymore.

Lilly and narcissa were devastated. They hated seeing their boys so sad, and hated seeing them without the other

At the end of the year, Harry was having a bad day. He hadn’t slept that night, finishing his essay on changing ocean tides, and he was really missing Draco. His other friends were being little shits at the moment, and he was feeling incredibly lonely. His headphones were on, and his hood was up, and he shuffled his feet into his house without paying attention straight into the kitchen and into a chair, head falling down into his arms.

Until he realized that this chair was much too stiff to be his chair. He jerked up, startled, and looked around frantically only to come to face with narcissas beaming smile and dracos shocked face, mouth open, eyes wide, and a cup of tea spilling from his hand onto the floor

Harry jumped up with a “sorry, sorry, I’m so sorry” as he scrambled backwards, tripping over his feet and flying out the door to run back to his real house, up the stairs and into his room.

He was a disaster

The next day, Draco follows him to his house after school, saying nothing

Harry lets him

Lilly stares frozen in shock as the two of them slump past her with quiet hellos as they go up to Harry’s room

Harry doesn’t say anything either. He still hates what Draco did, but he would forgive Draco at the slightest hint of apology if it meant he got his friend back again.

They sit next to eachother on Harry’s bed, trainers toed off at the doorway and backpacks thrown by the desk

Draco can barely get out an I’m sorry before Harry is hugging him tightly

They would never admit it out loud but both shared more than a few tears in that embrace

Once again the two of them are inseparable

And Lilly and narcissa plan wedding invitations for when the time comes (because mothers apparently always know)

Their first kiss is in high school, after Harry snapped at a girl asking Draco out, under the tree they had tried to burry the broken wind chime

Their first I love yours were screamed at eachother in pure joy and fear as they ran away from mr norris’ house, having been caught snogging behind his ash tree in the front yard, almost falling moaning on top of his cat

Their vows were exchanged in the backyard of Harry, while the reception was held in draco’s backyard (or had it been the other way around?)

They bought a house a little bit aways from their old neighborhood, and with college/university and jobs they didn’t get a chance to come back much

One day, after a particularly long time away, they both head back to their parents. They look at their two houses side by side, heads tilted and noses scrunched in puzzlement

“Draco, have our houses always been different colors?”

“You know what, Harry, I think they might have been.”

And they lived happily ever after

Romeo and Juliet

a/n: pls just ignore however incorrect my references and lines and actions to the play are, i found the scripts but im just kinda clueless <3

summary: you and draco are cast as romeo and juliet for drama class.

warnings: none?

word count: 468.

“God, this is stupid,” mutters Draco from across the room.

“I’m not too keen on it either, but we should just shut up and start,” you say back.

“Positions! Where’s my Romeo and Juliet?” calls Professor Trelawney.

Theatre class had seemed fun at first, and if it wasn’t, it would just be a place to slack off, but Professor Trelawney disagreed. From lesson 2, she started drilling lines and potential plays into your class. The only reason you didn’t start in your first lesson was because she misplaced her glasses. They were on top of her hair, but no one told her that.

"Come on, you two!” hollers Trelawney. “We can all turn away when you kiss,” with that, you hear the rest of your class laugh, and you feel like melting away. God, this was embarrassing.

You look up to find Draco already looking at you, and he nods towards the stage. 

Ugh. you shudder. Kissing Draco Malfoy. Maybe if you hadn’t fallen out all those years ago, you two would be laughing about it, joking how Draco, of all people, was your first kiss, but instead, there was tension, everywhere. 

No one but your best friend Daphne knew you hadn’t been kissed yet, but you knew that you would be interrogated at lunch since she was in the room watching.

“Fine. Whatever,” you whisper to yourself. “Just get on stage and kiss him. Quick. Whatever, it’s fine. Whatever!” your convincing doesn’t really work. 

You and Draco walk onto the stage, and you clear your throat.

“Saints do not move, though grant for prayers’ sake,” you move closer to Draco. You see him visibly swallow, his adam's apple bobbing. 

“Then move not,” he says. “While my prayer’s effect I take,”

Then he crashes his lips onto yours, and the feeling is indescribable. How long were you supposed to kiss for? 3 seconds? 33 seconds? Who cared. Not you.

You were so enveloped in this euphoric feeling coursing through your veins, the warmth in your body, and Draco’s arm snaking around your waist that it took several throat-clearings from your professor for you two to break apart. 

“Ahem! Well, Mr Malfoy, Ms Y/l/n, that was spectacular! Bravo, bravo!” Trelawney launches into enthusiastic clapping and the rest of the class, albeit  unenthusiastically joins in (with the exception of Daphne, who’s smiling and wiggling her eyebrows, and some of Draco’s friends. Blaze is winking at Draco and Theo Nott is giving him the most “I-told-you-so!” smirk you’ve ever seen). You see Draco roll his eyes and subtly flip them off, which makes them laugh harder. 

Oh no. You had totally forgotten. Play? First kiss? In front of your entire theatre class?

“The chemistry!” Trelawney gasps. “The chemistry was divine, darlings, well done! Should we do it again?”

Lord spare me.