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Random Boyfriend Quotes

Looks up in realization. "Long Johns are just leggings."

"Fuck you Matt Mercer!" (Varies in degrees of frustration) While killing a Cassidy In Overwatch.

"Good-bye, Shepard." While killing a Ashe in Overwatch.

"Big Monkey. Fucking Monkey."

Speaks in Spamton.

"We should get a manatee."

"I'd make so much money as a woman."

"It's cinnamon bun. Not cinnamon roll. I don't care what the internet says, you guys are wrong."

"I see you think that white chocolate is devil semen."

"I am convinced I'm dating a Chupacabra."

"Weird how we feel hunger in our stomach but thirst on our tongue."

"Bitch, because I want Dairy Queen."

"Ramttara and Zenyatta can't be friends because Ramttara is evil and Zen is both Ghadi and MLK."

"That's a lot of Bitches."

"They can try. I'm too powerful now."

"Torrent Knows What To Do."

Any interaction with an NPC. "Guess what? I killed Radhan."

Enters Malenia's boss area (again) "Dormommy, I've come to bargain."

"Do it for Turtle Pope."

"CASTLE KILL THE POPE."

"Why are you suddenly Jerma?"

"I'M THE HAT. YOUR ALL SLYTHERIN."

"It's so fucking hot." - referring to Dune

"Swivel, damn you!"

"Someone call Trauma Team...but not for me!"

"Wake the fuck up Samurai."

"You stole my house"