My Enemy. - Tumblr Posts
If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better!
WAIT I MAKE SOME ANON HAPPY?? SOBBING TY.
HEY YOU 🫵🫵🫵
WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS
I WILL ANGRILY CALL YOU BY THEM
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER BUT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME
since thou interacted with my post, i shall begin with a list of interrogation friendly questions
what do you like to yap about?
if you were a fictional character, who would you be?
passions and hobbies?
I will yap about grothisms till I die 💪 (laughs in you don't know what that is). But we also have Noah Kahan, the people I hallucinated, Clancy (my wall), being a nerd, Sylvia Plath, unfunny dad jokes, and several other things
Oh and strawberry milk
As a fictional character id beeee Sous from Gravity Falls (sorry dude I killed that fairy)
What am I not passionate about? How does one not feel it all deeply? (quoting, writing, reading, making sure I'm my teachers favorite, parentheses)
Et toi?
You must answer those questions now. Plus a bonus (gasp). What color is your favorite song? And why?
READY YOUR TROOPS SIRE
WE SHALL GO TO WAR
AT DAWN WE MEET
TROOPS
@gardenofrunar @seekmemystar @chaoticcandle @andbunnyforall @jamespotterbbg
@tequilaqueen @a-k-oblackhat @gayafaaryn
I LOOK TO YOU TO DEFEND MY HONOR
⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⎎⟟☌⊑⏁
EW IM MATCHING WITH MY ENEMY
sadly also chaotic mutual :( (jkjk guys i accept the role with glee)
@gardenofrunar @andbunnyforall @chaoticcandle @seekmemystar and anyone and everyone else
Thanks for tagging me to do this @partlysunny15
Yayyy im happy I got this one! Is it accurate?
Tagging @backgroundagent3 @sacrificiallovingyetagain @sharpestsatire @messymindpalace @vellatra @happygoosebird
*ahem* i will do you the honor of being the first mutual to receive my essay.
YOU SUCK. I HATE YOU. YOU'RE AN EGG. YOU'RE ANNOYING.
you're my snookie dookie cookie rookie nookie lookie zookie hookie sookie jookie tookie wookie ookie bookie kookie slookie trookie mookie qookie pookie and I can't believe we're mutuals because you're genuinely one of the only people i don't have to turn down my crazy for and that's saying something since i always have to turn down my crazy for people. you're so cool and sweet and funny and i love your writing advice and your cracked humor and the fact that we're "rivals". i love bantering with you about birds and food and whatnot. if this is what having an enemy is like, it's AWESOME. i wish more people were as sweet as you, but then again, if you found gold everywhere, it wouldn't be that special, would it?
DEARLY DETESTED ENEMY,
EW DISGUSTING MY INBOX HAS BEEN FOULED BY THEE
"OUT OF MY SIGHT! THOU DOST INFECT MY EYES!" (SHAKESPEARE)
(THIS IS THE NICEST THING EVER OH MY GOD, I LOVE IT AND WILL TREASURE IT FOREVOR. I SWEAR IM GOING TO BE ON MY BYING BREATH AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL THINK ABOUT AND YOU BETTER NOT TURN DOWN THE CRAZY WHO ELSE WILL I TYPE EVRYTHING IN ALL CAPS TO??? SOMEONE WHO IS NOT MY ENEMY!!?? ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THE FROZEN JUICE THING, AHHHH! MY POOKIE ID PROPOSE RN IF YOU WERENT MARRIED (DW AGAIN FOR TAX REASONS), I AM HONORED TO HAVE RECEIVED THIS! AND FIRST??? MELTS WITH JOY!)
ok so
rosekiller = evan rosier x barty crouch jr
jegulus = james potter x regulus black
wolfstar = sirius black x remus lupin
moonwater = remus lupin x regulus black
prongsfoot= james potter x sirius black
jily= james potter x lily evans
dorlene= dorcas meadowes x marlene mckinnon
marylily= mary macdonald x lily evans
partyvan= barty crouch jr x evan rosier x peter pettigrew
pandalily= pandora lovegood x lily evans
bartylus- barty crouch jr x regulus black
sunkiller/jarty= james potter x barty crouch jr
i think thats all??
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU I AM IN THE KNOW NOW
GUYS GUYS GUYS I CAN UNDERSTAND THINGS AND NOT JUST LIKE THINGS DEPENDING ON THE VIBES WHAT MELTS CRIES DIES EXPLODES MERCI MY ENEMY MERCI
𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ 🍑◞ keeho ˚₊· ୨ simple ୧ ₊˚ ⊹
⋆˚ ₊˚ p1harmony ⋆｡˚
✧.* lockscreen ✧.*
♡.*₊ don’t repost our edits
Vulcade shippers were put on this earth to test my mental and emotional strength