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Baby's First House Party - Epilogue

The raunchy ending you've been waiting for. I think this one can be read independently, but if you'd like to catch up: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

Some time later--maybe an hour? It's hard to tell--you're sitting on an unfamiliar couch in a room you don't recognize. You're leaned back against the cushions, body loose and numb and heavy. The beautiful girl you met at the party is straddling your lap. There's a cute little pink bong in her hand, smaller than the one at the party.

"Open your mouth and get ready to breathe in, sweetie." She tells you. You obey. She lights the bowl and inhales, then leans forward to press her mouth into yours, exhaling the smoke directly into your lungs. You breathe it in greedily. She keeps her mouth against yours so you don't exhale, pressing her tongue into your mouth, pressing her soft body into you. You groan in pleasure. She leans back, smiling.

"You're doing such a good job, sweetie. You deserve a reward~" she teases. She reaches for her chest and jiggles her tits gently. "How about these?"

"hu-bu...whu??" is all you manage to say. She laughs and pulls her neckline down, letting them free. You're not sure if the drool is from how drunk and high you are or just from the sheer sight of them.

"C'mon, you've been staring at them all night," she coos, pressing them together tantalizingly. "Don't tell me you don't want a taste!"

She leans forward and presses her nipple into your drunken, slack mouth. You pause in disbelief and then scramble to catch up, licking and sucking clumsily but eagerly. You've never been in this situation before, but you're not about to let it pass you by.

"Look at you, licking like an eager little puppy." She teases you again. You can't refute her. You've let this woman make you her dog, and you like it. She pulls away for a moment, and you whine. She laughs. "Don't worry, puppy. I'm just getting you a treat." She leans back and grabs the bottle of vodka off the coffee table. She presses her breast into your mouth again and you resume eagerly sucking as she unscrews the bottle.

"C'mon, puppy, open up~" she reaches her fingers into your mouth and opens it wider. Then she slowly pours vodka over her nipple and into your mouth. It's bitter and it burns, but you can't stop licking and lapping at her breast. "Eager little thing, good job." The praise makes you whine again. Your hips buck involuntarily into hers and she smiles indulgently. She pulls the bottle up after she thinks you've had enough and leans back, letting you breathe. You stare into her eyes, panting and dizzy.

"Doezsh...dish habben afta ebery party?" You ask. It seems insane that would be the case but you don't know, it's your first time. She smirks.

"No, baby, you're special." She replies.

"I'm babyyyyy~" you slur gleefully. She ruffles her hair and rocks her hips into yours, making you whine.

"Yes, you're baby. Now be a good puppy and give the other one some attention." She raises the vodka bottle to her other nipple and you obediently begin lapping and sucking, desperate for more of her tit in your mouth and swallowing as much vodka as you can. You want to impress her. As you suck and drink, she begins rocking into you rhythmically and continues talking.

"I saw you and I knew you were special. You were like a deer in the headlights, but you wanted that booze so bad. You listened so good too. You didn't even need me to corrupt you, you just needed to be shown what you are." She stops pouring again and leans back, but you follow her with your mouth until she leans too far back and you cant sit up any further and you collapse back on the sofa, too fucked up to move.

"Whaddami?" you try and ask.

"What are you? A cute little party slut like me." she replies. She grabs the bong again and presses it to your mouth. You breathe in obediently and she smiles. After you exhale, she makes you an offer.

"How about this, baby. I know you're new to this, but I think you like it, yeh?"

"Yeh I fuggin looooove it." You nod eagerly, making the room spin more. She tugs on your hair to make you to stop, forcing your hazy drunk eyes to stare into hers.

"If you promise to listen to me, to do everything I say, then it can be like this all the time, ok?"

"Yesz, yez yez" you respond, tripping over your words. You are in her thrall and you don't want to leave. Being sober, going to school...what does that matter when there's a topless woman in your lap feeding you bong hits and vodka and promising you more and more?

She smiles and runs a hand under your shirt, making you shiver and moan. "You'll have to give up a lot of other things in your life for this, puppy." She slips her hands into your pants and you groan. "The price of hedonism is...respectability, long term goals...a lot of things."

"I dondz caaaaare" you moan, bucking into her touch. "Don care. I juz wanna feel like dis. I promish I wannit...wanna...wan booze and weed and mooooore..."

She grins and sits up, looking down at her new toy. "I knew I picked right." she croons. She flicks the lighter again.

"Get ready to breathe in, sweetie. There's a long night ahead. "

I feel like Bakugou would grab your hand to stop you before he starts shooting ropes during a handjob. Don’t get me wrong, he still has his orgasm, but he just can’t handle the overstimulation of you continuing to rub him off as his cum is pouring out.

He doesn’t take your hand all the way off, he just squeezes his hand over top of yours to make it tighter as he stills you. It’s actually really romantic since you’re holding hands while his whole body shakes from his orgasm.

After he’s done cumming, he’ll pull your hand off of his cock and steady his breathing with his head laying on yours.

GUUYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS I WAS RIGHT ITS CAMERA SHY AAAAAAAA

Some Trivia from Kekkai Sensen

Posting on behave of my friend singlemaker, who doesn’t have a Tumblr account. Credits goes to him for finding these, I only did the translation for him.

Added external link to the pictures for better viewing of the details.

Here are some interesting trivia from Kekkai Sensen by the animation team. The story takes place in what used to be New York City, so the animation team actually put in quite a number of real world references in the anime. This is a bit of a long post, so please bear with us.

In Episode 2, when Leo was looking at the pizza delivery route: take note at the two store names highlighted on the map.

http://i.imgur.com/zZytR4X.jpg

Turn the map 90 degrees clockwise.

http://i.imgur.com/3iWuB8t.jpg

And let’s take a look at Houston Street in real life.

http://i.imgur.com/K3mibPn.jpg

Notice the similarities between the street and store names.

Names used in anime　　　Names in reality Elsabeth Street　　　　　　  Elizabeth Street Miggy’s Good Food                Siggy’s Good Food Tamo & George                      Tom & Jerry’s Moss Street                            Mott Street BarBarian                               BarBossa Mulbetty Street                       Mulberry Street Latayette Street                      Lafayette Street

There are many stores between Mulbetty and Latayette that share similarities. If you have time you can try looking them up.

The pizza place that Leo works at is most likely the Domino’s on E. Houston Street. It’s also obvious because when Leo was ringing up the door bell, he stated that he’s from “Dogimo” Pizza.

http://i.imgur.com/QrEkpTR.jpg

As for Leo’s first pizza delivery stop, notice the name Kurowycky on the windows. This is actually the name of a meat store that used to be in East Village. Unfortunately the place is no longer in business. But you can still find the listing page here.

In Episode 5, the scene where Zapp and Leo are chatting at the side of the street.

http://i.imgur.com/f96kDRQ.jpg

It’s actually the street scene from 191 E Houston St. Notice the TALHAMA GROCERY store sign.

http://i.imgur.com/JhQn3rq.jpg

When Libra members are getting ready for the fight, you see the map of where everyone’s stationed. Noticed the pond right underneath the “Predicted Course” bar on the top. You can tell by the shape, that’s the pond from Central Park.

http://i.imgur.com/x3f4I0p.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JAomiSW.png

Though, if you take a look on google map, you’ll see that the city map doesn’t actually match. The street in real life doesn’t veer off like it does in Hellsalem’s Lot. But the references are there.

There are actually a lot more details and references in the anime (and yes, Singalemaker actually compiled them for each episode). If we have time we might do more posts on this.

“Just takes one stubborn heir to freak out about the truth, and the whole thing comes crashing down.”

📖🔥

Pulled from twitter — but holy hell guys 🥵

Pulled from twitter — but holy hell guys 🥵

Pulled from twitter — but holy hell guys 🥵

There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin

Based on Recipe for Distaster by fsaoud!

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

yeah same. i am so so fucked

Okay I need to get something off my chest about TWST

I absolutely love this series and the characters and everything about it

BUT it’s getting sort of old how they’re managing how often they release content for Book 7

I understand that they want to take their time releasing chapters since there’ll be things answered or revealed about characters and plot holes

BUT THE WAY THINGS ARE BEING RELEASED WE’RE GONNA BE STUCK IN BOOK 7 FOR A WHILE

And yes, of course there’s a lot that goes into the development of Book 7, but the longer they drag this out, more people are just gonna bail because of how slow the pace is for releasing chapters

Look at how many chapters we had for each Book

It’s crazy how we jumped from 75 chapters to 200 from Book 5-6

And with how we almost have all the characters done for Culinary Crucible, what are they gonna do to replace that event??

With this latest chapter for the JPN server, they easily could’ve released this in February (which sucked how both servers barely had anything going on in February)

AND WE'RE ONLY GETTING FREAKIN TSUM TSUMS FOR CONTENT FOR MARCH FOR THE EN SERVER (as of right now), AND I REALLY HATE HOW LONG THAT EVENT DRAGS ON FOR AND HOW MANY LESSONS YOU HAVE TO DO

LIKE WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING AN EVENT AND MAIN STORY RELEASED IN THE SAME MONTH

We also haven't gotten ANY of the events started for the EN server, so it just sucks how we're going at such a snails pace at the moment

I just hope they don’t drag this out for two long because it’ll take way, way too long to progress

And I’m sure most of the TWST fans are kinda getting annoyed as well

And considering how long we were in someone’s dream previously, I’m just DYING to know who’s dream we’re entering next (trying to avoid spoilers lol)

I wish they implemented more surveys more often for the fans so they can adjust and take what the fans are suggesting and implementing it into the future

But I’m eager to see the newest chapter and a HUGE thank you to the people who get the translations out quickly 🙌🏻

But I hope this slow pace doesn’t continue to happen like this because I really enjoy everything about TWST

Anyone else feeling this way lately??

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE CALM DOWN-CALM DOWNCBFJDNDNFNFNNF