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quotes by my irls
side note C is @some-horse-gurl
C: “What kind of chocolate do you like?” Me: “Not white” C: “What kind of people do you like? Not white”
girl just insulted herself 🤣
C: “Stop saying muffin you muffin”
lil miss muffin calls everyone a muffin pt 1
C: “I don’t have a problem” Me: *blank stare* C: *laughs*
the amount of times this has happened 😭
Me: “E, your wife’s dying” E: “ha” C: “love you too”
E and C are ‘married’ yk the friend group lore
C: *flipping people off* lil miss muffin: if you used a different finger she could put a ring on it
talking bout E, obvi
lil miss muffin: no you’re a muffin head C: just fucking curse
if you haven’t guessed muffin is the new swear sub
lil miss muffin: sharing is caring Me: we don’t give a fuck about caring
this one’s just out of context, no you won’t get any
lady floutist: “mother nature is letting her hair down and shaking out the dandruff”
snow.
C: “you were always my favorite friend”
thx C, a great way to end out this post
tell me if you want more irl chaos, this was fun to collect
more things my irls have said
my friends are cray, and @some-horse-gurl youre in here the most
Me: “ooo blood” C: “Lake no” Me: “Lake yes”
C: *talking to game* C: “at least you’re mentally stable unlike someone i know” Me: *pause* Me: “was that aimed at me?”
C: “uh-uh Li-SUH”
C: “what the frick clair? you’re not special”
C: “it’s probably fricking utah or something”
lady floutist: *clapping happily* lady floutist: “kill him with the force of a thousand suns”
C: *points at blank screen* C: “wow, how inspirational” Me: “i’m so fucking inspired”
C: “my priority is that little bitch ass horse”
lady floutist: “IM THE BAGEL!THE BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE”
C: “you’re starting a world war on my hand”
C: “stop being positive it’s killing my negativity”
C: “thank you! for the chocolate and proving me right”
lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”
C: “did you just smush my middle finger?”
is it clear i spend a lot of time with C?
lil miss muffin was trying to convince C to tell her her crush (the grammar ain’t grammering)
it’s amusing
i’m sry if you don’t understand bc friend group cray lore
@jarondont idk how you didn’t notice this
irl quotes <3
hayyyyyy y’all, i’m back and if you want to see some of my irls here on tumblr C is @some-horse-gurl and Titi is @jarondont
one more thing, if you’ve read these before you’ll have seen E but she’s annoying and decided she will now be ‘slayer of dance’ so keep an eye out.
Me: “baby shot glass would murder the world” lady floutist: “i would thank it”
idk where the baby shot glass came from but i don’t trust it
C: “my beautiful water bottle i dropped down the stairs and hit two children”
C: *southern accent* C: “i don’t know what i did wrong to little Suzie”
C, who is Suzie? we don’t know one
lil miss muffin: “why do they have faces?”
C: “cause some of us aren’t creative” Me: “who’s some of us?” C: “me”
goth leaf: “dude is pizza real food?” lady floutist: “i don't know...i think pizza is just...pizzaaaa”
C: “that’s unfortunately my child” lady flouist: *offended* C: “i love you slightly less than my other child”
C: “i’m sorry but my other child makes my school papers look demonic.”
tomato: “tomatoes go on your shirt”
truer words have never been spoken
C: “what like .01% of the time?” slayer of dance: “No, no be nice” C: “I’m talking about myself” slayer of dance: “oh then carry on”
once again, i present, the ‘married’ couple
Me: “ew leap day” C: “lake be nice” Me: “the last one was in horror year i will not be nice”
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
you believe me if i said this is about the oregon trail?
C: “have any of us died yet?”
again, oregon trail
lil miss muffin: “slayer of dance drowned” C: “YES”
still oregon trail
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
oregon trail!
lil miss muffin: “C are you being greenist?”
watching the wizard of oz with your friends is fun, i promise.
C: “I hate when they describe a place like it’s so old and beat up” C: “I DONT GIVE A FUCK”
C: “my entire family has brown eyes including me, except for my dad like whAT DO YOU THINK MAKES YOU SPECIAL”
i don’t think she likes her dad much
C: “you can’t help people by bashing their head in”
slayer of dance stole C’s water bottle
slayer of dance: “i thought you were gonna say you can’t help people by bashing their head in” slayer of dance: *hits C* slayer of dance: “i think it’s working”
with a paper. i think.
Me: “… and you’ll die” C: “slay”
tomato: “why do i kinda want a lockdown to happen” Me: “because it would be exciting and you could possibly die” C: *gasp* C: “i wanna die”
we are very concerning
C: “when in doubt divorce it out”
Me: “i’m aliv-“ *coughs* *dies*
C: “kindness doesn’t matter” C: “Be a mean person”
lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”
istg lady floutist carries bricks in her backpack
C: “leave no space for other citizens”
Titi: “i am actually sobbing” Me: *doesn’t look up* Me: “are you sure? that doesn’t seem true” Titi: *offended* Titi: “i WAS sobbing”
she’s reading the oddest because she’s obsessed with Epic: the musical
C: “please just flip people off”
lady floutist: “what’s with all the ruffles this isn’t the 1800s, burn it like the witches that wore it”
goth leaf: “i love witchcraft”
i do too!!!
lovely, this was fun but i shall see you all again in the future, adieu!
Personally, i think you rock, i don’t think you’re a bitch, i think you’re a nice person who i think is absurdly cool with the most awesome hair out of everyone I know (yes even against mx.I-dyed-my-whole-head in 4th.). I look up to you.
awww tysm but i am a bitch (just not to you)
convo i just heard
slayer of dance: “lady floutist needs your bio notes”
C: “well they don’t exist”
slayer of dance: “neither does my love for you
this is what i was worried about
to all y’all epic superfans,
try not to go insane ty 😘
@jarondont i love you,
but i am very glad we don’t have classes together today