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Double standards series - Episode 6

Washing dishes made his hands dry and cracked. So that job was assigned to me. Exclusively. Forever. No solution to be found.

Conveniently, gloves, every kind that has ever been made, allegedly would give him a rash - even for the 2 minutes it would take him to wash his own cup and plate. There was no actual evidence of this.

When i showed him my own dry, cracked hands, he told me to stop complaining.

Everyone stop talking, Bob and Linda (I love them so much)

not criminal minds related, but here are my bob’s burgers headcanons + the belchers grown up picrews