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Emmet So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Baby I did. I broke it…

Emmet No. No, you didn’t. Tom?

Tom Don’t look at me. Look at April.

April What?! I didn’t break it.

Tom Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

April Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Tom Suspicious.

April No, it’s not!

Deedee If it matters, probably not… Meagan was the last one to use it.

Deedee Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Meagan Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Meagan I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Deedee!

Tom Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Emmet.

Emmet No. Who broke it?

 …

Emmet I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.