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This was during Christmas time but ya know
Enjoy conversation between me and my friend. I am in fact very short

Real conversation with one of my friends. I swear I’m smart
For context: I have a thing with my friends where I had a dream one night about sporking people's eyes out and putting them in persevere jars. So now it's a joke that whenever I don't like someone or what they're doing, I'll say that i want to spork their eyes out. (In private when that person is gone)
So me and one of my friends were texting and we were talking about a character in a book we hate, so at first I was looking for a knife emoji, but then I was like, hmm they should have a spork emoji and just put : *spork emoji* in my text to my friend
We're so wholesome here ^w^. Have an amazing rest of your day, afternoon, or night ♡♡