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Y'ALL PLEASSEEEEEEE Lookie :3 :333 If you like Wii Deleted You AND just so happen to ALSO like Ride The Cycloneeeee Look at what I made!!!

Mii Goobers as The Ballad of Jane Doe

Do yall take turns hosting

We used to! For the past few years, we'd pick who were the new hosts for the year, but we decided to not do that this year and just see how it goes. We had up to 9 maybe 10 hosts last year and have 6 for this year.

Ermmmm

Me with my hot demon partner ong

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

NAH CAUSE HIDING ALL OUR PAGAN STUFF IS HARD WHEN THE WHOLE FAMILY IS FULL OF MORMONS 😨😨😨😨😨

Anyways hi Mother :333

The child in a strict religious household has to hide their worship of a pagan god, all while the various “gifts” from their patron become harder to explain.

Worlds oldest house-

WE GOT AN OLD HOUSE IN THIS BRAIN-

HEY HOME-

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

We alternate from head/sysmate and member but lately we've been saying "brain people/goobers" cause it's sillier /pos

UM UM UM UM

HOMEEEEEEE

I send you to live inside the guitar in our room that's never touched /j /j /j /j (don't kill me please I'm jokinggggg)

I love fizzy drinks

Rose and File (the fast as fuck people in this brain) absolutely HATE carbonated drinks

Rose just hates the feeling

File starts glitching in headspace when he's fronting and the body drinks soda

Me and Sew coincidentally like fruits that are the color of the other's hair– I like blueberries (he has blue hair( and he likes raspberries (I have red hair)

File LOVES bananas

Home's the same way but with strawberries

(We had FIVE smoothies yesterday cause of those 2 idiots)

And then there's Aust who wants to always have chocolate but he's severely allergic in headspace

Ramble under cut

I think we were 13-14 when we did more research after 8th grade

But looking back all the system stuff started in like 4th grade

Based on our shit memory ummmmmm

We did tell people about it but they all just thought it was childish imagination (maybe it was maybe it wasn't but maybe it wasn't cause some of them are still existing in this brain to this day (HI MIRA YOU KNOW YOU YOU ARE!!!))

Honestlyyy

In 4th grade I was like "Holy shid what the how the hell did my character get into my brain??? Is this imagination??? Can't control want they do ummm if they say something I don't like I can't forcefully make them say something else ummm what the hell this is kinda cool"

I was one of those kids who would get more excited and curious about new things rather than get scared

The fact that like 3 of our system friends LIVE IN THE SAME STATE and only 2 of them have met irl

UGHHFNDJBD I WANNA MEET IRL

THIS

ONG

I had to tell people last year that my partner just lived realllyyyyy far away which is why they couldn't meet them

in-sys dating culture is "yeah eheh i have a boyfriend but you can't meet him hehe, he's uh... busy.. a lot, yeah!" to someone who doesnt know ur dating a headmate

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Endogenic culture is being anti-endo at first and then the first headmate to arrive here being like "yk I didn't form from trauma right" 😔😔😔

(I love her for helping us accept endos and understand them more 💛💛💛)

-🙃

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UMM I HAVE A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW THANKS MOM /lh

Cause my insides are red and yours are too... /lyr

So since the ask box is open, I have a question for you.

How much stuff can you stuff in a Stuffie until you've stuffed enough stuff?

It all started with an ad for the product and now I feel the need to ask everyone I can. I even made a tumblr poll for it.

I'm just curious if you have an idea or not. Sorry if I'm just bothering you instead.

Haha, not a bother at all.

I'd guess you know enough stuffing has been stuffed when the Stuffie becomes buff. XD

Just remembering our dream this morning-

We woke up at 4 AM

Went back to sleep idk what time

Woke up at 7 AM

Apparently the dream was all the brain goobers fighting this huge giant ball that was shooting silly sigil lookin lazers at the planet

And when we woke up the first thing I hear is fuckin

Mira (one of our protectors): LET ME GO BACK AND FIGHT THAT BITCH-

Plasma (holding Mira back): MOTHERFUCKER STOP WHAT IF THAT WAS MY MOM

😭

AUgh

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PLEASE

PLS

IT'S SO SILLY

@vynsartwall

HERE

GO

JDJSHSNSJSBS

Me looking at my Ibis gallery like

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

TAKING THIS MOMENT TO SHOW THE POMPURIN SQUISHMALLOW OUR FRIEND BOUGHT US FOR VALENTINE'S DAY THIS YEAR

you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

Our doctor: "And have you had any dietary changes?"

Me: Umm

The one vegetarian headmate who will drink maple syrup on its own like it's water (I'm talking to you, BARB /lh ): :3

Me: Nope

None of these options are us 😔😔😔😔

One of our littles picked our system name

(we also got harassed and threatened cause our collective name is the name of a system's host and they claimed we "stole" their name cause we knew their host's name)

(Little mentioned has never met their system and said Vyn sounded like a pretty name so we kept it)

WHAT -☁️

UMMM ▪︎///▪︎ -🪴

Our ENA! Wally fictive (Wamir) is so confused 😔😔 -🙃

If someone tries to kiss me like that they're dead. -☁️

... Calm the fuck down Ash- -🪴

Can I justttt…

Kisses ENA Wally on the forehead and RUNS

help he's confused