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mythological-mayhem
1 year ago

Tezcatlipoca: I don't want your advice, period.

Quetzalcoatl: Yet you clearly need it.

Quetzalcoatl: lemme give you some friendly advice-

Tezcatlipoca: ew i dont want your advice

Quetzalcoatl: well then consider this some unfriendly advice

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mythological-mayhem
1 year ago

Tezcatlipoca: The law doesn't apply to us, we're gods! You don't get to decide what we do either.

Hera: ...

Hermes: Tez, say sike. Say sike right now if you want to live.

Frigg, Hera and Isis: what do you call disobeying the law?

The tricksters: A hobby :)

Frigg, Hera and Isis: [visibly disappointed]

The tricksters: that we do not engage in :/

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