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Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5
Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.
Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-
Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty
Jaune:..why?
Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-
Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.
Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!
Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.
Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.
Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.
Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.
Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.
Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.
Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?
Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.
Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.
Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop
Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.
Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.
Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!
Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.
Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks
Neptune: dear oum...
Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.
Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.
Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.
Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.
To be continued...
...i feel like I need to continue this damn series. Is this what rocknroll7575 felt like when dealing with JFOM Club?.. holy shit.
Alright how about this. I'll continue this series if y'all vote on a little pole for me.
Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5
Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.
Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-
Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty
Jaune:..why?
Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-
Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.
Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!
Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.
Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.
Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.
Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.
Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.
Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.
Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?
Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.
Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.
Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop
Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.
Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.
Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!
Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.
Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks
Neptune: dear oum...
Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.
Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.
Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.
Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.
To be continued...
... Ok let's do this.
But I'm titling this section as season 1. Because fuck you.
Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5
Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.
Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-
Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty
Jaune:..why?
Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-
Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.
Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!
Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.
Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.
Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.
Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.
Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.
Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.
Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?
Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.
Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.
Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop
Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.
Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.
Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!
Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.
Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks
Neptune: dear oum...
Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.
Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.
Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.
Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.
To be continued...
later:
original post here.
Awwwwww
this fic is adorable and confused Ghira is my new favorite thing @anipendragon
EDIT: the fic was taken down for a while and then reuploaded; the link is now updated.
Drew this as a fun little ship piece for a friend on Twitter. I roleplay Yuzuma on there and he's got Neptune from RWBY as a muse. These two are complete goobs together ;o;
Team SSSBN headcanons from Twitter
Just two guys being dudes
Jaune: No homo?
Neptune: No homo.
Jaune: Bi tho?
Neptune: Big time.
Jaune and Neptune: (starts making out)
Is this Crimsun?
A while ago @frankielucky posted this comic, and I had a very dumb idea. Enjoy!
[Click here to listen to the song]
You’re free to give this the ending your heart desires.
Iceberg (Neptune/Weiss) for the ship ask meme
There is so much potential for their relationship. If they got together, I feel that Neptune would introduce her to things and to open up to those new things that she didn’t get to grow up with.
For @iceberg-week Day 1 Double Date, I tried to work on it digitally but the thing I was drawing it on glitched a lot.
I drew this back last year, near the end of the year. I will draw it digitally eventually, and will once I find a device I feel comfortable drawing on and is not glitching, and when I feel comfortable with the result. I’m still gonna draw the BlackSun scene too, the one with the drunk call. Sorry for the wait, hope you guys don’t mind.
@lewdnepvasilias666
@illusory-torrent
shoutout to @daladae for the last one. also the yang one was mostly done b/c that screenshot is of when ren called her ass out for using humor as a coping mechanism. anyways here’s pt 11 or something of the rwby textpost memes
Vacuo Memorial
all abOARD the seamonkeys ship