Not A Whore Knee Post - Tumblr Posts

You ever fart and feel it roll out from betwixt your pussy lips? Yeah me neither.

Not a horny post:

Just noticed a lot of straight people interacting with our blog lately. I wanna say you guys are welcome, but please know we're fucking faggots, kay? We have a gay man, a lesbian woman, and what can only be classified as a freak so.... It's not like we have a DNI for straight people, just know that we see you. Be good.

I think I need to shrink him down to the size of a kitty cat and put him in my purse to bring him everywhere with me and give him little kisses throughout the day. No, it wouldn't work if he was normal size. It's different.