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Barty: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’
Regulus, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’
Barty: Now that’s a threat!
Evan, covering James’ ears: *horrified silence*
James: It's very unhealthy to bottle up all your negative feelings.
Regulus: I know. That's why I bottle up the positive ones too.
James:
Regulus: So they cancel out.
James:
I'm pretty sure it's going to be Matilda
edit 1: it's disney so it's not matilda. the director is giving clues as to what it is, so so far I've got 1) it was a movie before a musical 2) it's not in america and 3) it's disney. more clues tomorrow. wanna help me figure it out?
…my school’s musical is spongebob
@tam-shade-song i think you're light blue for me
now I need to know
Oh boy lookie what I found here
BREAKS CHARACTER
AHHHHH MY SCHOOL'S MUSICAL IS BEAUTY AND THE BEAST I'M SO AUDITIONING FOR BELLEEEEEEE
I'M FREAKING OUT EXCITEDLY
IT TURNED OUT TO BE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AHHHH I'M BEING BELLE (i hope)
…my school’s musical is spongebob
sick of seeing porn bots under random tage.
i saw a bot with the tags #straykids, #dragon age, #bastille, #今田美桜, #atsumu x reader, #never have i ever, #chase atlantic, #storyboard, #moonrise kingdom, #awesome, #sonic prime, #butterflies, #haikyuu imagines, #romance books, #elizabeth hurley, #maria eduarda, #stop aapi hate, #sherlock x reader, #bad puns, and #old car
why??? just stop
@slow-of-dark-spy
Percy Jackson turned down immortality
Percy really said, “No, Zeus I don’t want to be immortal. Just pay your fucking child support.”
Ladies and gentlemen, Persasseus Jackson.
my aunt gave birth to this tiny little girl and on sunday I got to meet her and hold her and she smiled at me three times :) how awesome is that?
see, this is the kinda stuff I wanna see on my dashboard
"What social skills?"
Somebody: It’s my birthday!
Regulus: Hm. You were forced into a cruel, uncaring world, however many years ago, and you still choose to celebrate it? I suppose I am happy for you.
James, with a spray bottle: No. Bad Reg. Use your social skills.
Regulus, sighing: Happy Birthday?
*breaks character*
just had about 4 mini panic attacks in the space of the last hour
that moment when I try to send an anon ask and then mess up by NOT PRESSING THE DANG ANON BUTTON
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I too am unoriginal
but if this post gets to 1k by the end of New Year's Day, I will give every single person who gave this post notes a candy of their choice in their ask box and i'll also give y'all a snippet of the book i'm writing.
it's a murder mystery. 4 mcs that are girls, in a boarding school. people die.
anyways, back to your regularly scheduled posting
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers ⭐️
Books :)
My friends
My moots
Writing
Imagining weird stuff
thank you so much for the ask!!
HEY PEEPS STOP MESSAGING ME MY DM'S DON'T WORK THANK YOU