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made this months ago and now I can post it [yippee.mp3]

ponyo!skk au save me…

ponyo!skk au…

save me ponyo!skk au…

BSD ch114 spoilers (?)

WAIT LMFAO since nikolai just dipped, imagine hes in the middle of who knows where, burying ‘fyodors’ severed arm and fyodor (very much alive and well) is just waiting for nikolai to notice him standing there like this:

“*sniff*…uagh…*sniffsniff* euh, dos-kun…..oh how much i miss you already……..*blowing nose into severed arms sleeve*”

“……..nikolai……..im right here.”

“…..*sniff*…..eough…i can still hear his voice, too….ohhumygod….”

“………..no…………no, im literally right in front of you….”

“…………GOOD LORD NOW HES POSSESED HIS OWN ARM!!!”

sometimes all a man needs is [beastzai whimpering and moaning.mp3]

send tweet.

i suddenly have ideas to write.

i have been freed from the writers block…!

akutagawa is asexual as fuck he told me himself

back to the shadow realm i go!!

*taps mic*

the little mermaid!skk au.

*crowd cheers*

< the little mermaid!skk au 3

came back just to yap about this after my once in a millennia idea brewing !!

✧・OBVIOUSLY chuuya is ariel and dazai is eric

✦・king triton? who the fcuk is that i only know QUEEN KOUYOU!!

✧・sebastian is hirotsu because: given his history with skk + his age AND its fucking funny SHUT UP!!!

✦・flounder and scuttle… gin and tachihara… in that exact order…

✧・grimsby gonna be atsushi…

✦・the flags +verlaine are ariels sisters (in this scenario, chuuyas siblings)

✧・max (erics dog) is byakko aka atsushis tiger !!

✦・chef louis is kunikida i hope yall see my vision…

✧・carlotta is yosano because i loved her and that manga panel of her interaction with kunikida

✦・ursula gonna be fyodor… i apologize, fyodor stans… (i was gonna make it shibusawa at first because of his whole ability yoinking thing but then i realized i wouldnt know who his two eel minions would be)

✧・ursulas eel pets (forgot their fucking names) are nikolai and ivan (didnt choose sigma cause his personality is NOTHING similar to those two sneaky little fuckers)

notes : if you guhys have better suggestions for the charas olease lmk i forgor nearly half the bsd cast 💀

*taps mic*

the little mermaid!skk au.

*crowd cheers*

notreallyiwannachangemythemebutimtoouncreative

i suddenly have ideas to write.

i have been freed from the writers block…!

BSD CH115 SPOILERS

guys ffs verlaine lost the majority of his power and even if he got out of the basement he still cant do jackshit to help..

whats he gonna do? speak french until fyodor dies???

im coming out as a chuusano / chuuaki enjoyer

they are THE sexy couple that turn your local bi-curious to bi-certain

please, call me beastszai. noxxchive was my late father.

hheeeellloooo??? *cricket noises*

ghuys im alive i swear.

im working on fanfics but im just slow as hell…