Number 2: Getting Chopped In Half - Tumblr Posts

the fucking- the fucking Gyrus death compilation ohhhhh my god seeing my man not catch a break in his own comic vs seeing the death cringe compilation hits different luck stat so low he can’t go outside without being hit by a car he sneezes and it kills him on the spot he could write an article on the most painful ways to die at this point number one: getting murdered by your own beloved boyfriend number 2: getting chopped in half