Obey Me Satan X You - Tumblr Posts
satan: i hate stupidity
MC: do you think god approves of tampons
satan, taking his shirt off: you fucking idiot
MC: hey satan-
satan: im not wearing the neko maid dress, MC.
MC: what if i give you a kissie kiss
satan: nya :3
Will there be a continuation?π
Imagine the brothers broke out of their code and became self aware
It was difficult to accept at first that their whole existence was just code in a game, nothing more then ones and zeros put into a computer. They still had to act like everything was fine when you logged in though, hearts aching knowing that all your interactions were just the ones the game provided for you.
Leviathan managed to hack the camera to your phone/webcam when he was out of the scene, managing to see your face for the proper first time again, he was blown away. Seeing how you reacted to the brothers with genuine emotion, how you actually looked beside the sheep emoticon in the game. You were breathtaking, he could not breath for a good few minutes after hearing your laugh.
He kept this to himself for a while until Mammon and asmo walked in on him admiring you through your webcam/phone. Lets just say all of the brothers were surrounding his monitor in less then 5 Minutes after the walk in. By some type of magic and with the help of Levi (cough he didn't have a choice cough), they managed to change the sheep emoticon to your face so they could see your face when you talked to them, like you were actually there. It made them fall harder, seeing your face turn when you couldn't differ from some options you didn't like, it made you seem real and genuine.
You started to notice something was wrong with the game when their faces seemed to change alot more, their bodies moving more often in-between dialogue. Did they add new sprites to the game? When you showed your game to one of your friends, they acted completely normal like nothing had ever happened. Maybe you were just imagining it? Nope, you could hear a faint whisper in the background of your phone "that was close, we need to be more careful".
It started to freak you out so you didn't play the game for a few months, it was horrible for the brothers. They missed seeing your face, going on adventures with you. They knew they were in a game so all the thrills of their old life just didn't feel right anymore, it wasn't real. They eventually got fed up and tried to leave the game, actually managing to succeed in this. You can imagine the shock you feel when they were no longer showing up in the game
You got freaked out so you uninstalled the game, thinking it was the end of it. Oh darling, you can be so naive. This is just the beginning
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First time doing a yandere concept type thing, not the proudest but i enjoyed writing it!
What should I do next? Requests are open<3
Satan , Belphegor and MC going to prank Lucifer while doing the Dr.Livesay walk
Lucifer : YOUR little stunt made us look like a F*CKING JOKE
Satan : No no no Lucifer , jokes are meant to be funny! I made you look uh.. sad and pathetic like a F*CKING ORPHAN
(The house of lamentation burned down π₯Άπ)
Baby!Satan : Goodnight Mammon
Mammon : Good night
Mammon : *accidently leaves the door a little bit open*
Baby!Satan : .........
Baby!Satan : *combusts*
Live footage of Satan meowing (increase the volume of you can't hear)
*MC and Satan are in a argument*
Satan : YOU ARE JUST A STUPID HUMAN!
MC : AND YOU ARE JUST LUCIFER'S ANGER TRANSLATOR!
Satan : .....π
(MC was found ded π§βπ¦½π)
Mammon : I accidentally wore my glasses to bed . Sometimes I think I am stupid.
Satan : Don't worry , I do it all the time.
Mammon : Wear your glasses to bed?
Satan : Think you are stupid.
Did yall know that people with lighter colored eyes i.e. blue, green, and hazel, are more sensitive to light?
So, if you happen to be such a person, imagine being in the human world with the demon bros and you have to almost constantly wear sunglasses when out and about cause it's to dang bright and you don't wanna be blinded
Of course all of the brothers hate that they can't gaze into your eyes, some are just more discreet and chill about it then other certain demons...
Asmo and Mammon would be the saddest out of the bros about not being able to see your beautiful eyes because of the sunglasses.
They might even try to bribe you to take the sunglasses off even for just a few seconds
BUT make no mistake.
EVERY. π SINGLE. π ONE. π of the brothers is the "Is the sun bothering you my queen/king/everybody in between?" meme.
Whether they show it outwardly or not.
-Mc with a body pillow-
Mc most definitely has a body pillow in the human world
Lemme explain!
Takes place before demon brothers are able to be summoned
Most nights Mc goes to sleep by themselves, just enjoying the sound of rare silence
However our boys, our sweet boys, can be a bit needy and clingy, shocker I know
So occasionally one of them will sneak in for sleepy cuddles
It happens so often that it gets to the point that Mc can't sleep all that well without someone there with them
They realize this when they're back in the human world
They can get to sleep just fine, it's the staying asleep that's the difficult part
They'll just wake up in the middle of the night, wondering why none of the brothers have come for cuddles until they realize they're not in the Devildom anymore
It's not easy to fall back asleep after that
It keeps happening after that for quite some time no matter what they try be it melatonin, tea, or sleep aid audios
That is until they get a body pillow
The first night Mc sleeps with it, they don't get up at all until morning when their alarm goes off
Although nothing could compare to good ol demon snuggles, the body pillow is a good backup when none are around or available
And no, Mc would not tell any of the brothers about the pillow, why?
Don't pretend for a even a second that they wouldn't either steal or destroy that pillow out of jealously
It doesn't matter if that thing helps their human sleep when they are up in the human realm, it is the stealer of cuddles and it shall never see the light of day again so long as they are around πΏ