Ofc He Has Rizz - Tumblr Posts

Nono,no,no President Shinra having Rizz at least makes sense because he's Rufus's dad. Bro may look like the lovechild of Donald trump, Walt Disney, and Richard Nixon, but he probably has the guarantee of looking better when he was younger, and even now he ain't ugly, just old.

HOJO looks like a shriveled sperm cell, so him having rizz makes ZERO sense

AND YET THE UNIVERSE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF DEMONSTRATING ITS SENSE OF HUMOR