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Sir Brody, if there are bros who are too lazy to go to team training and work out, will you send them to drone? They seem need dronification 💛🌀

Sure thing, bro. I'll send them your way immediately. I actually have two bros in mind right now. Recent recruits who seem to think the golden army can just goof off and not practice to still be at the top of our game. It's almost shameful how little they care about the team and our mission. I'm sure some time as brainwashed office drones will be good for them.

They're looking pretty good, bro! So mindless and obedient now. You did such a good job. Captain says you're in charge of them, okay? Make sure they understand their new role well.

Honestly, I think they look better like this, don't you? I'm sure they won't mind if they become office drones permanently, right? Take good care of our new drones, bro!