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*opens ao3* time to make a fanfic

AU where Saiki’s friends ask his mom about his limiters and her reply convinces them that he’s dying. They remember the time Nendo took them out and he immediately collapsed so they ask her about them and she says something along the lines of “He’s had a condition since he was born that’s gotten more intense over time. There wasn’t any way to get rid of it, so his brother made those for him to limit the effects and make it more manageable.” She’s all proud of herself for not really lying but also not giving away his psychic powers and they’re just like “oh” and then leave. They’re convinced that that means that he’s been had an incurable illness since he was a child that progressively gets worse and is slowly killing him and oh my gosh he collapsed instantly when Nendo took that thing out it’s already so bad that he can’t even stand when he doesn’t have those in our friend is gonna die young. They get so freaked out about it that somehow now the whole class knows but he didn’t tell them so clearly he didn’t want them to know so they must all keep it a secret.

Kusuo comes in the next day and everyone’s acting super weird and he’s just like what

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if he has the germanium ring on so he can’t hear anyone’s thought so he just gets progressively more and more confused or if he can hear everyone’s thoughts and he’s like no that’s not true but he can’t say anything because no one’s mentioned it out loud in front of him.