Oh My God... Yeah - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
nobody ever talks about how hard autism can make sex and physical intimacy. i accidentally remembered the New Lamborghini Here video while a woman was fucking me once and trying not to immediately recite it elicited a single uncontrollable sharp bark of laughter that made my pussy clench so tight i shot her cock out of me like the ball machine at a batting cage
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4 years ago
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oh my god... yeah
i still remember that time i had like four hours left and as the ruler of procrastination land i was like you know. what perfect time to
start panicking and write that 5 page essay!! hell yeah babie!!!!
i blacked out wrote that essay didn't even proofread was like .
what the fuck is this <3 you're <3 you're <3 being turned in cause a) i don't have time b) you're disgusting to look at dear paper <3
and this cycle repeats each time hfKJHSKDJf like fhKJSDHFKJHSDF I DON'T WANT TO READ YOU AGAIN CAUSE I KNOW YOU WON'T MAKE SENSE
1 year ago
shane stardew valley is a jake johnson character. you agree.
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