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im convinced imaginary friends are a lie made up by the american media to sell more mental illness so. participate in my research

regulus black headcannons (that has nothing to do with cannon)

- he's a pathological liar but didn't realise it until like after graduation ("i ate pizza yesterday too" "nice" "wait, no, i was lying, i don't know why i said that")

- he gets triggered when people spell 'ok' instead of 'okay' because. that's. how. you. spell. it.

- he once ate a full container of gummy bear supplements in a span of a few hours

- personally? he thinks playing the recorder is really cool

- "i don't need slash want a partner or other half, i am already whole and independent by myself" he says, as he proceeds to pine on golden-boy james potter

- 5"8 and proud

- easily cold. you can find him wearing long-sleeves in summer and the hairs on his skin are still standing

- his astigmatism goes up to like a 300+ grade yet he still refuses to get glasses

- out-of-hand anger issues

- super fucking skinny. not like sexy, six-pack skinny but all bones, 'i can see your ribs' skinny. that's what he gets for skipping lunch and counting coffee as a full meal

- he has awful morning hair that he refuses to let anyone see. not even james. this is why he wakes up at six in the morning to shower only to go back to bed yet again and wake up at ten

- wannabe poet, except he's todd-anderson(-perry) level of good

- he has a mannersim of pulling out his hair when he's nervous; there's a very faint bald spot just beside his left ear, because of this

(bonus: he's an ISTJ who's grown to develop more introverted intuition, so probably an INTJ in his older years. AND, and, he's an enneagram six with a five wing)

- "do you want to talk?" "no" "do you want me to leave?" "no" to sirius and/or james (excerpt from aristotle and dante)

- he swears (in french, because i say so) like a 6th grader who had just recently discovered the word 'fuck'

- he gets easily jealous

- he sits cross-legged every time he sits/settles down

- unlabled with a preference for james potter

- at some point, he gave up on family validation because no one gave a shit about him and moved on to academic validation

- on good days, he would find himself randomly info-dumping about who knows what to pandora

- he refuses to write in print, cursive is the only way

i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory