Om! 13 - Tumblr Posts
remember when almost everyone thought that thirteen is non-binary?, it was kind of chaotic 😀😀😀
MC : So, when I die... You will come pick me up?
13 : Yes.
MC : What happens after that???
13 : Marriage.
MC :
13 :
MC : I'm dying right now—
5 year old MC
13 : I've decided to adopt MC.
Lucifer : No.
13 : MC needs an ACTUAL mother.
Lucifer : MC doesn't. And MC has enough fathers that could take the role.
13 : Oh?
13 : You mean 3 chaotic kids, one angry bookworm, one makeup obsessed chick, a giant who would probably eat them and one overworked "single mom"?
Lucifer : Did you just call me an overworked single mom?!
13 : You instantly got that.
13 : Anyway, MC needs an actual mom therefore I'm taking em with me.
Lucifer : As if I'd give MC to you.
Mephisto : *crashes through driveway with a car* HEY, I TOOK THE CHILD, LET'S GO.
Lucifer : ?!!!
MC : *happily sitting in the backseat with Raphael and waving at Lucifer* HI LUCI!
Raphael : ...
Lucifer :
Lucifer : *turns into his demon form*