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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

SCREECHING

Hughie also loves to demand kisses, thank you.

Homie is naked cause if I have to draw eagles one more time - I will walk out of the window.Also, I have a kink...

And I love the idea of bruises. I mean, Homie should bruise, not easily, but still. Hughie, on the other hand...

do you think helen of troy thought about persephone when she was taken? her first winter in this new city, far from her brothers and sisters and cousins and mother and father and husband, all alone and watching the war from her windows, did she wonder how persephone was doing with her husband in the underworld? did persephone wonder about her, in return? in some stories they're half sisters, you know; daughters of zeus, kidnapped on their father's encouragement, crying for each other on opposite ends of the year. Never meeting but knowing the other anyways, caring for the other anyways. mirrors in bronze and gold.

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some