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I love the ugliness of love. Removing love from its socially accepted roots. Love as not a mere source of tragedy and sadness, but as an active corruptive power over those it mystifies. Love as the addiction without cure and the wound forever bleeding. I love seeing the beauty of something so coveted spun on its head.
I love the ugliness of love. Removing love from its socially accepted roots. Love as not a mere source of tragedy and sadness, but as an active corruptive power over those it mystifies. Love as the addiction without cure and the wound forever bleeding. I love seeing the beauty of something so coveted spun on its head.
Eddie Headcanons 1.
110% a girl dad
Loves head scratches or when you play with his hair
He likes apple juice more than orange juice
He has done stick and pokes on himself
He loves everything about Halloween, dressing up, horror movies, candy
He can be very competitive
He loves the rain
To calm down after a hard day, he’ll go drive around and listen to music
He can roll amazing joints
He actually draws alot, like dragons and shit
He’s a munch <3
He wrote a song about his mom
He’ll poke you if you aren’t listening to him, and will until you do
When he gets a new cassette or vinyl, he’ll call you so you can both listen to it
He LOVES physical touch
If he talks about his mom with you then he REALLY trusts you, he wouldn’t just talk about her with anyone
He fidgets alot, with his rings, bracelets, the strings in his ripped jeans
He says that he hates babies and their annoying, but really he is actually really good with babies and kids
He falls asleep in his jeans
He loves psyching people out
He’ll purposely turn off your alarm so you guys can cuddle longer
He hits people when he’s excited
Proposes with ring pops
He loves red slushies
Leaves notes for you all the time
He carries a pocket knife with him
He keeps a poloroid of you on the mirror of his van
BODY. WORSHIPS.
He thinks crystals are really cool
Likes drawing on his hands
He loves laying on you, your chest, legs, stomach, anywhere
He gets really giggly randomly (especially if he’s high)
He’s kinky, but hey maybe thats just me
He’s so loud, he’ll be yelling at like 3am
Listen…I think Modern!Eddie would think Brittany Broski is hilarious and would have a crush on her
He is very protective over you and his friends
(Sorry I haven't posted in like a week, I've been so fucking busy)

bitches be like “i’m mentally ill because i listen to boygenius and mitski” like okay? some of us have real problems
I don’t self-ship I self-friendship. Insterting myself into this fictional world specifically to become friends with some guy. Go bowling. Share stories. Eat some crunchwrap supremes from taco bell.
I keep thinking about disabilities in the Transformers universe. Cuz yeah, as giant battle robots they're a lot tougher than humans, and their doctors can do a whole lot more to patch them up (your arm got cut off? no problem, we'll just stick it back on.) but they definitely still have disabled people. Here's a handful of ideas I had for various robot disabilities.
a bot who cant keep their hydraulic pressure up, and has issues with balance and walking. They sometimes just need to sit down for a while, because their hydraulics arent working well enough to stand right now.
a bot with faulty self repair systems who cant heal themselves and needs every minor wound welded shut or treated by a medic, lest they slowly bleed out from a "minor" scrape.
T-cog related issues, that can keep a bot stuck in one form even though they do technically have an alt, or make transforming painful, or gets them stuck partway through a transformation.
A broken or non existent EM field reader, leaving the bot in question completely unable to read other peoples emotions.
Neurological issues would transfer pretty easily. Wiring that's too thin and frays easily, leading to pressure palsies. Repairs that reconnected the wires wrong and lead to mixed or confusing signals being sent up to the processor.
Processor Injuries would also probably be similar to Traumatic Brain Injuries, too much important stuff packed too densely to risk surgery on it. And there's all sorts of disabling symptoms one could get from a TBI.

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