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Zane:Cole?
Cole:Yeah?
Zane:If there was a boulder about as tall and as heavy as me, how far do you think you could throw that boulder?
Cole:I dunno, pretty far? Why?
Zane:Oh, nothing, nothing...
(brief instance of silence)
Zane:Now, hypothetically speaking, could you throw said boulder in the vague direction of the ocean—
Jay, sleep-deprived:I'm gonna set myself on fire.
Zane:Mood.
Cole:What?
Kai:Why?
Jay:So I can be a LEGO on fuego.
Lloyd:Jay, no.
Zane:Cole?
Cole:Yeah?
Zane:If you threw me hard enough, could you skip my body across a lake like a stone?
Cole:I guess so...why do you ask?
Zane:I was waiting for Lloyd to respond to my text only to realize I never hit send.
Cole:Oof.
Zane:Yeah. Oof.
Zane:If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my worst.
Cole:Isn’t the saying “if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best?”
Zane:The worst is all I can offer anymore.
Lloyd:Zane, no.
Zane, in the group chat at midnight: How does it feel to have flesh?
Lloyd:????? good??
Jay:squishy.
Cole:jay, no.
Kai:natural???
Zane:Good. Enjoy it. While you can.
*3 minutes later*
Nya:Zane, WTF???
Kai:Guys? Why’s Zane crying this time?
Lloyd:This time? Wh—
Cole:He watched Toy Story and got emotionally attached to Buzz.
Zane:HE WAS LIVING A LIE, COLE.
Cole:I know, Zane.
Zane:HIS WHOLE LIFE WAS A LIE.
Cole:I know, Zane.
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Zane:Hey, Lloyd? I have a question.
Lloyd:Okay, shoot.
Zane:How did you get over it?
Lloyd:Get over what?
Zane:You know, all of it? Losing your childhood, having to fight your dad only to lose him later on, getting kidnapped over and over, et cetera et cetera...how did you cope?
Lloyd:...Therapy.
Zane:
Lloyd:I go to therapy, Zane.
Zane:
Lloyd:
Zane:
Zane:Too expensive. Anyone else?
Jay:Mask it with comedy!
Cole:Slam sugar until you can’t feel emotions anymore!
Kai:Fake it ‘til you make it, am I right?
Zane:Of course!
Lloyd:No!