Original Six - Tumblr Posts

Thor, going over to Steve: Captain! Why are you midgardians always asking me who tops and who bottoms in my relationship with Bruce?

Steve, definitely a virgin: Uhmm... I-it means.... *blushes* Who... um... fondues and who is... getting fondued...

Thor, oblivious: We don’t eat fondue.

Steve: No... like... s... s... se...

Tony, Nat, and Clint, watching and eating popcorn: You can do it, Cap! You can say the s word!

Bruce: *Covers his face with his hands and tries to pretend this isn’t happening*

Steve: *glares at Nat Tony and Clint*

Steve: Like... who... does the... sex... and who receives the... s... sex.

Thor: Oh, so Bruce would be the top!

Bruce: *Banging his head against the wall, face in his hands* What did I do for god to punish me like this

Tony, Nat, Clint: *Staring at Bruce, mouths open*

Thor: *Smiling like an idiot*

Steve: *Fucking yeets himself out the window*

Clint: Nat, take a look at Tony’s coasters.

Nat: What? ok... oh my god! Follow us on Tweeters! Awwww, follow us on tweeters! *Hugs coaster to her chest*

Tony: I know, I know, ok?

Steve: Don’t worry, Tony, I’m sure you’ll get lots of disciples.