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Tim, shaking at 3am: "I think I'm having a mid-life crisis"

Ra's, sleepy: "You're like 15 years old"

Tim, crying: "I MIGHT DIE AT 30!"

Jean-Paul: "Hey, me liking small bodies and petite t*ts doesn't mean I like Timothea. She's like a sister to me!"

Luke: "Yesterday I heard your drunk ass call her and beg to suck her t*tt*es and fuck her tiny p*ssy???"

Jean-Paul: "Y-Yeah! In a brotherly way!"

Luke: 👁️👄👁️

Ra's: "Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."

Tim: "I think you mean cards?"

Ra's, pulling knives out of his sleeves: "No, I do not."

Tim: "Not every problem can be fixed with a sword!"

Ra's: "That's why I carry two swords"

Ra's, entering the room: "My beloved! I have come back to you. How I have missed your beauty!"

Tim, scared: "What the- you can’t be here! You’re dead! I literally saw you turn to ashes!"

Ra's, folding his cape: "Death is a social construct, Timothy."

Ra's: “I would *burn* this city down if that’s what it would take to have you. Don’t ever underestimate what I am willing to do to make sure you’re right where you belong.”

Tim, indifferent: “And where is that?”

Ra's, growling: “With me. You belong with me.”

Tim, waking Ra's up at 3am: "Do you daily feel a stab of hunger for me and find nourishment at the very sight of me? Do you ache for me? It's my nature beyond what you'd predict? Do you want to devour me?"

Ra's, tired: "Yes, beloved. Whatever you say. Now go back to sleep."

Ra's: "Never has the world seen such a beautiful, enticing, intriguing and wonderful creature as you. Never have my eyes witnessed an event as mesmerizing as your walking. Never has my mouth tasted anything sweeter than your skin. My soul aches for you, beloved."

Tim: "Okay boomer."