Ouat Humor - Tumblr Posts

Hook: I love making short jokes about the crocodile.

Hook: They go right over his head.

Rumple: Fuck you.

Henry: Hi Mom, what are you making for the school bake sale?

Emma: Oh, I was thinking of making chocolate chip muffins.

Regina: I'll probably make an apple pie.

(Henry and Emma look at each other)

Regina: What?

Henry: How about you make a blueberry pie?

Regina: I thought the town trusts me!

Emma: Yeah, they don't trust you that much.