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Ducktales meets Spies are forever headcannon
SPOILERS FOR SPIES ARE FOREVER BY TCB! (and i guess indirect spoilers for “You Only Crash Twice”)
Darkwing and Double-o-duck starring in “Spies are Forever”
Starring: ~ Darkwing Duck as Agent Drake Mallard [Curt Mega]. SHUSH’s top field agent who’s back in the game after a 4 year grieving period because of the death of his parter (boyfriend) ~ Double-o-Duck (as seen in “You Only Crash Twice) as Launchpad (Lawrence?) McQuack [Owen Carvour]. The dead partner of Agent Mallard who worked for PEEP [MI6?]. But all is not how it seems, as a revenge plot Launchpad takes up the mantle of the Deadliest Man Duck Alive. ~ Bentina Beakely as head of SHUSH [Cynthia Houston]. Agent Mallard’s no nonsense boss that just wants him to get his sh*t together so he can do his job properly ~ Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera as Fenton/the informant [Susan]. Playing both Beakley’s assistant and the bane of Agent Mallard’s existence (in Drake’s words “a completely and utterly unprofessional agent) ~ Flintheart Glomgold as Dr. Flintheart Gold [Dr. Baron Von Nazi]. A bumbling moron working under a higher power (FOWL?). But unbeknownst to him, he is being manipulated by the Deadliest Duck Alive from behind the scenes ~ Panchito Pistoles or José Carioca as the family man bomb dealer [Sergio Santos]. A husband just trying to provide for his family/husband (Most likely Donald)
Roles still needing casting/roles i’m not completely sure of yet (feel free to give ideas) ~ Tatiana Slozhno ~ Richard Big (possibly Gladstone?) ~ Mrs. Mega [in this case Mrs. Mallard] (for some reason all I can think of is Della?) ~ Barbara Lovernor ~ Vanger Borschtit (Dewy?)
Casting can change but this is just the first ideas that popped in my head after watch “you only crash twice”
Feel free to use this idea for your own headcannons and fics (though credit would be nice)
💚❤PANJOSE HEADCANONS!❤💚
Okay so uh I'm fell down another rabbit hole, so here are some head canons I have for panchito and josé as a couple (to get it outta my system, or maybe to fuel the flames)!
--panchito and josé love singing little duets together! Whether it's in English, Spanish, or Portuguese, they both sound great together (no duh).
--they have a few mutual pet names for each other, such as: mi amor, mi corazon, my love, darling, sweetheart, and belo.
--they paint together. Although José is a bit more refined at it, usually painting beautiful landscapes inspired by the breathtaking settings of Brazil, panchito has a vibfant, abstract style, similar to what patterns might be seen on an alabrije.
--When flirting with each other, José is usually the one taking the lead. However, on the occasion where panchito has a really smooth line, José has no flirtatious comeback. He just kinda stutters and blushes and and has a swooning/goofy look on his face! Panchito thinks it's adorable.
--The couple are REALLY good dancers. Y'know those dance contest things held in a park or somewhere (like the one episode of Jessie)? They love entering those, really just for fun, but they usually win, or at least get close to winning
--they're both very affection with each other in public, constantly pecking each other on the cheek, holding hands, etc.
I hope you enjoyed my panjose headcanons! Let me know if any of you have something to add on to any of these! I might edit this later if I think of any more.