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To ensure his dominance and a score each day, European heart throb and first male Cover Girl Gustavio liked to say technically true but silly things like, he was ‘only into twinks when he was banging them.’
Oh. That Gustavio. You think he’s bad? You should meet his straight French cousin Gaston! He’s a real bell ringer.
What?!
This new AI selfie app just colored Chris’ stellar gym outfit pink.
How did it know?
AI was beginning to freak Chris out where he already was.
Maybe AI was gay. Could it be gay?
For a moment, Chris wondered if he could take the thought any further. First, he needed to order the same spandex threads in pink. This sh*t looked good onscreen and might just come in a gay shade of pank.
Hmmmmm…
Chris found himself hesitating. He would need AI to conduct a deep search and was already spooked by its spot on intuition.
‘It’ was the correct pronoun for AI wasn’t it? Given this pink episode just now it was feeling more like it could be her/she/hey girl hay or one of its many derivatives.
This was a quandary.
You know it was times like this Chris was thankful he didn’t have morals. The last thing he needed was a dilemma. Talk about inhumane!
