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I trust them.

And he disappeared after that

DAY 2 - Sensory deprivation

of the #Dottoloneweek2024 ♥

Taking his husband's control on everything away aaay

[ 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔬𝔪 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔒𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔞 ]

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Damn, i really put my life and time on this one, i hope it's turned well and you will like hehe.. ♥

Blinded by Rage CW: Eye Horror

manifesting complimentary outfit motifs

My cute little harbingers 🥰

I bought from comic square convention yesterday.

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

WHY THE FUCK DO I SHIP DILUC AND PANTALONE- I WANT TO WRITE THIS BANKER A REDEMPTION ARC AND ADD HIM TO THE PILE OF DILUC'S LOVERS

(He's gonna be with Baizhu, Zhongli, Venti, Itto, Thoma and Ayato. But not Kaeya. Kaeya is watching protectively from the background deciding if pegging his brother is enough of a sin for the Knights to kill you. It is not.)

Scaramouche: Hey mom- PANTALONE- I MEANT PANTALONE.

Pants: *Would totally let that side, because he actually does more of Ei's mom duties than Ei does.*

Kaeya: Mood

Pants: Oh Tsaritsa no-

Dottore: Mommy.

Pants: *Sinks into the floor*

Signora: *dies of laughter*

Pants: *buries face in hands*

Childe: MOTHER

Pants: I hate you all.

Pierro: Has mom been drinking?

Pants: NOT YOU TOO-

Columbina: MOOOOOOOOOOM What's for dinner?

Captiano: Yeah mom what's for dinner?

Pulcinella: Yeah MOM.

Pants:

Pantalone breaks the laws of reality for fun. He didn't get a vision so he just decided to be god instead. He looks weak, and physically he is, but that motherfucker is a spellcaster of immense power. This is the only strange thing about him.

Oh, and that he's a raging heretic

Imagine being just some guy at the Zapolyarny Palace and you work there as like, a gardener or someone who checks for the Tsaritsa whether everything is in order and you just have to deal with the harbinger being the weirdest fucking people to roam the earth every day.

You're trying to finish up your work in the evening and you want to close the windows in the big dance hall of the palace and there's Pierro sitting at the piano playing his sad little Khaenri'ah songs and he's like "Hey, come over here." and internally you're like Sir, I've finished my work and I was going to go home... but you don't dare to say anything because he's the first harbinger so you sit down next to him and he's like "Have you heard of Khaenri'ah?" and then he starts talking like a grandpa recalling his time in the army and starts trauma-dumping for like an hour straight and you're just awkwardly sitting there like "what the fuck am I supposed to reply to this???"

You go to work the next day and ignore the Dottore clone that's floating in the hallway because you're already used to seeing segments everywhere but unfortunately for you, the clone decides to follow you around and just watch whatever you're doing and he does this for the whole day and if you try to get rid of him he floats after you even faster and starts giggling. He tries to follow you out of the building to go home with you so you decide to stop by Dottore's creepy af lab and on the way you see Arlecchino dragging a little boy along and she gives you a nod and just explains "Little Dimitri didn't eat his mashed potatoes today so he's going straight to the mad scientist lab." And the kid is just like "Please, Miss Arlecchino, anything but the mad scientist lab!"

You enter the lab and 15 Dottore clones simultaneously turn their heads towards you and stare at you and one of the segments who tend to be in charge of projects walks over like "Ah, segment 12, we've already missed him. I see he made a friend" and Dottore is like hehe because he finds the fact that his clone follows you around very amusing, especially considering how on edge you look about it.

Palace staff always stays clear of anything Columbina is doing and they inform each other quickly when she's in the area. Sometimes she chases people into utility closets and sits down in front of the door and starts singing. You occasionally hear her chewing on the doorknob.

You try to water the garden and you see Capitano trying to take care of some plants but he's so strong that he accidentally breaks several of them and he's just holding them in his hands and whispering apologies to them.

It's just a typical Tuesday when you see Sandrone walking the halls with a terrifying destructive robot. You know, one of those alien robots from War of the Worlds except that it's small enough to still fit into the palace and you try to hurry past her and don't take your eyes off the machine for safety reasons. She stops you and tells you "it's rude to stare, you know?" and the robot shoots several windows and stomps on the floor and she's like "oh great, you made Mr. Squiggles cry. Look at what you've done."

Scaramouche and Childe just regularly duking it out in "fights to the death" in the courtyard and everyone who has business there has to be careful not to get hit by elemental bursts.

Pantalone is the only normal one and the only weird thing you see him doing is pitch ideas to the Dottore segments about weapons that could help the Fatui take over Celestia except that Pantalone has 0 scientific knowledge and is just making shit up and expects that the Dottoreverse is smart enough to figure out how to make it. He's like "here have this idea for a fucked up Trojan horse that's actually a killing machine we can send to our political enemies" with a happy smile on his face.

Diluc: *Massacring Fatui loyalists by the hundreds*

Columbina: What do we do with him?

Arlecchino: Why don't I want him dead?

Sandrone: He looks like he needs therapy... should we give him therapy?

Pantalone: I think he's cute

Capitano (Crepus): Indeed. Therapy it is.

Signora: I'll go with whatever the Regrator says (Inspired by the fact that I HC her as having a soft spot for him because he looks like he could be the child of her and her husband)

Diluc: *Confused as fuck but now covered in blood*

Adelinde and Elzer: *Concerned*

(Pulcinella, Pierro and Dottore were excluded on purpose)

I love terrible men.

HEAR ME OUT

Dress up

(Pierro is not Kaeya's bio dad HC) In which Kaeya is always present on every harbinger meeting so he becomes the honorary harbinger /j

Pantalone is the one who ordered and bought the coat. He would've used a photo of Kaeya in the coat for Fatui recruitment posters but Pierro said no 👍🏽

In the future, Kaeya returned the favor by compiling a detailed list of information around Teyvat that Pantalone doesnt have

Night night

(Pierro is not Kaeya's bio dad HC/Fatui adopt Kaeya AU) Basically a continuation of this comic :) Scaramouche and Kaeya had a long talk until Kaeya fell asleep sitting up. So Scaramouche decided to sneakily carry him back to his room 👍🏽

Saving up

(Pierro is not Kaeya's bio dad HC/Fatui Adopt Kaeya AU) Kaeya tries his best to pay Pantalone back after he bought him the mini Harbinger coat :') and then it ends up with Kaeya learning about capitalism

(Fatui Adopt Kaeya AU) Shopping

Shopping trip with Pantalone and Dottore because Kaeya is growing up and need new things 🤲🏽✨