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Baizhu, holding a spine model: this is your spine

Chongyun: wtf put it back

Diluc: do you ever think before you speak

Venti: yea i think “ha ha that’s funny” and then i say it

Venti: apparently the “bad vibes” ive been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Xiao: thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that i may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you

Venti: do you practice this shit or do you come up with it on the spot

Xingqiu: you may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me

Chongyun: you got your class schedule already?

Traveler, about Scaramouche: i can fix him

Childe: yeah? well i can accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny.

Albedo: i’m going to bed

Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

Albedo: why are you like this

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

Paimon: your smug self assuredness is revolting

Childe: i think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. i did nothing wrong and i have a heart of gold

Traveler: i think this message is extremely valid but also childe has tried to drown liyue so what’s the truth

Childe: i was so close too

Genshin Characters as ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm’

Xiangling:

Childe:

Kaeya:

Ayaka:

Xiao:

Venti:

Thoma:

Albedo:

Chongyun:

Xingqiu:

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*

Ei: your name... is kunikuzushi. it means ‘country destroyer’. i hope you-

Scaramouche: *becomes evil*

Ei: well i don’t know how that could’ve happened

Signora: hey

Scaramouche: what the fuck

Childe: didn’t you die??

Signora: that was weeks ago dude. things change

Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls

Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man

Traveler: THE WHO??

Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Childe: zhongli and i have been fighting lately

Childe: how do you deal with arguments between you and ningguang?

Beidou: me and my bitch don’t argue

Beidou: she tells me to shut up and i do

Kaeya: you know what would be sexy?

Kaeya: eating food off each other

Albedo: you did not do the dishes

Kaeya: i did not

Ninnguang: as much as i appreciate you asking me out, did we have to take shenhe as well?

Beidou: you get me to yourself all the time. she’s lonely!

Shenhe, talking to the waiter: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Chongyun: oh, auntie. you’re late

Shenhe: yes i’m sorry. i was doing… things

Xingqiu: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Beidou: a woman’s place is on the battlefield

Childe: oh so you think women should die

Beidou: funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle…… misogynistic much?

Childe: you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women