Genshin Baizhu - Tumblr Posts
This man has such a judgmental-stare potential
I hope we get more of it when he becomes playable.
Heard in Liyue (#24)
Baizhu: Qiqi and I were out collecting hhhhherbs this morning.
Hu Tao: Um, I think the “h” in “herbs” is supposed to be silent.
Baizhu: I think you’re supposed to be silent too, but here you are, chattering away!
Brain-cramps #1:
Baizhu without his eyeliner looks still stunning, but also like a snake-eyed Tarsier monkey. He even wears his glasses because they take the attention from his gorgeouse but huge eyes...
Take it and do with it what you want...
Brain-cramps #2
The simple reason why Dr Baizhu is so popular with Liyue's sick children, despite his unbearably bitter medicine, is generally attributed to his kindness, patience, intelligence and the occasional bribe of sweets.
What no one seems to notice is that the good doctor also practices his hypnosis skills on the little brats. Never heard of the hypnotic stare of a snake? No wonder Baizhu's methods don't work nearly as well when the parents try it themselves....
As a result, overwhelmed parents follow their children up the stairs to Bubu-Pharmacy to ask the highly respected pharmacist to personally administer the medicine to the plagues for a "small" fee.
Hopefully this 'hypnotic treatment' isn't addicting...
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(I know that children are usually not as rebellious towards strangers as they are towards their own family members. But let me just keep this idea >.<)
He's here for his yearly routine visit ladys, gentleman and more!
Brain-Cramps #3:
Baizhu's "fruity" behavior comes from him handling/inhaling various aphrodisiaca everyday while he's assembling them for his patients. He is the only Doctor in Liyue and his medicine and remedys are known everywhere in Teyvat.
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
Living with many maladies, where will one find a cure?
"Dr. Baizhu... Something is bothering him, but he won't tell me anything... He hates death, but he's always researching it... I don't understand... But that's not a problem. I know... that Dr. Baizhu is a good person."
— A page ripped out of Qiqi's notebook by an unknown person
◆ Baizhu
◆ Beyond Mortality
◆ Owner of Bubu Pharmacy
◆ Dendro
◆ Lagenaria
"There's a pharmacy in Liyue called Bubu, and in it is Dr. Baizhu. His skills make all illnesses better, but his medicines are really bitter!"
This nursery rhyme has been widely spread throughout Feiyun Slope, and it has been used by countless parents to warn their children not to get sick... "or else."
However, it seems that the main character of this nursery rhyme is hardly feared by children. Instead, it is with utmost affection that he is called "Mr. Baizhu" by them.
This impression is mostly attributable to Baizhu's gentle and friendly demeanor. Interacting with him is a most refreshing experience. And no matter how anxious the patient may be, his confident smile will never fail to reassure.
Regrettably, Baizhu cannot save all his patients — himself, for example.
Herbalist Gui has mentioned that Baizhu's physical condition is extremely poor, and he often has to go back to his residence to rest after seeing patients. Even so, his smile never falters while in front of people.
When Gui asked him about this, he replied, "If the doctor looks sick himself, how can his patients face their illnesses with confidence?"
Day after day, Baizhu heals his patients. His ever-present smile hides the numerous bitter medicines he takes and the pain he suffers alone.
My Baizhu headcanons so far (1-6 +1):
Just thought about putting my personal, little headcanons (6 so far + 1 from my side block) about Baizhu together since they' re scattered pretty far over my whole dashboard ^^"
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Fell free to ignore them, use them as inspiration or just laugh about them (in a respectful way):
Baizhu starts to lisp...like a snake, if he gets flustered or ashamed... or to angry. Normally he takes great care not to lisp, thats why he speaks some words with a lot of care ( or with a weird pronunciation) and slowly like 'Herbs' or 'chance'
(Snakes are reptiles, and do not have the ability to digest dairy products like milk. Milk is designed for warm-blooded mammals. But sometimes doesn't stop them from drinking it when offered...) I imagine him as highly lactose intolerant. He can't even stand the smell of milk because he knows what it would do to him and his diggestive system. He probably tried it once for the sake of knowledge but he regreted it extremly. He was probably the one who introduced Coconut milk to little Qiqi.
No one is allowed to be present when he does his accounting (not even Gui or Qiqi). Calculating with his abacus is like meditating for him... and his snake-tongue flicks on his own every few clicks...he just can't do anything against it. It's too emberassing for him...
Baizhu swings his hips quite a bit when he walks. He gets therefore (and because of his long, sleek hair) often catcalled by foreign sailors who only see his backside. It depends on his mood that day if he turns around to shock them or just lets it slide and takes it as a compliment.
Baizhu can't blush, because he's cold blooded (at least a part of him is snake... I mean look into his eyes!) He isn't the type to blush anyway (he's seen a lot as a doctor), it takes much to flatter or embarrass him but it can become chilling that there is no body reaction from his side if he doesn't artificially shows his mood.
Our snek doctor doesn't care about gender typical behaviour. He actually likes to wear lipstick now and then (blood red is his favourite). He doesn't wear it often in puplic (just because he doesn't care, unfortunately, doesn't mean the rest of Liyue doesn't care -> it could lower his reputation) but now and then he puts it on when he's alone in his private quarters or on the Pearl Galley. Or when he sees the possibility for a nice deal trough crossdressing... "In the animal kingdom, it's also the male who accessorizes with colors, what does that have to do with my gender or sexuality? Humans are so small-minded…"
Technology hates Baizhu and he hates it back! It never seems to work when he tries it or when he's even near it. But some of the technic advances from Fontaine would make things so much easier for him. Alas there is not a Chance it would work for him anyway. He just got used to it by now and keeps his hands off of it for the safety of his fragile self and others. He acts like that typical technology hating grandma because he doesn't believe he can survive another electric shock...
This is genius!!!! Go like their video now, go!
Screaming at how good this is. He's so sexy and mysterious.
I GOT HIM, FINALLY!! <3 <3 <3
And I got him even on C1 ^.^ I'm the happiest cup of noodles there is, yay!
Now I throw myself into his story quest... bye bye!!!
"His true intentions remain a mystery"
baizhu is sooooooo glass animals
doctor bi juice my beloved <3
i think its time we address how xiao doesn't pay for his medicine
he runs off before baizhu can scam him
GENSHIN BOYS WITH A SHORT S/O (LIYUE)🐉
character(s) — zhongli, xiao, baizhu
reader’s gender is not specified, nor is their race. I always try to make my fanfics as inclusive as possible
tw/cw — none ig, lmk if there are any
note(s) — everyone seemed to like my previous post with sumeru boys with a short s/o, so here’s the liyue boys (it’s short ik) #justiceforliyueboys
ZHONGLI
man’s tall asf
like he towers over the majority of liyuen citizens
doesn’t really talk about your height difference
low key likes it tho tbh
like he’s a protective man over things he loves, and the fact ur short makes his protective nature go 📈
he’s not gonna make fun of your height, he’ll maybe tease you now and again, but never make fun of you
he’s got a son who is also very short (if yk yk)
XIAO
man’s short™️
so if ur shorter than him, bro ur like toddler height I’m sorry-
gives him a little happiness knowing that there’s at least someone who’s shorter than him
he likes the feeling of overtowring someone in height, even just a little bit, he’s so use to being shorter than everyone around him
he will not hesitate to beat anyone up who makes fun of you for your height, it’s on sight-
short s/o for a short king, he deserves that and more🛐🛐🛐
BAIZHU
this pretty boy snake man is tall
like probs the same height as zhongli, maybe slightly shorter
so it’s no wonder ur shorter than him
does he comment on it? yes
does he tease you for it? yes
dw tho he does this out of love, changsheng also now and again makes comments about ur height
she loves you too tho dw :))
sometimes he likes to use you as an arm rest, he will stop tho if u ask him to
whenever he asks for kisses he says that you have to reach him urself, so good luck-
if he sees you can’t make it then he’ll lightly crouch down and give u a small smooch himself so <33
I love this man sm u don’t understand-
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