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These are some great questions!! How about... 24 for Baizhu and 9 for Kaeya? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Here we go, sorry it took so long I had some rl stuff to do first. Again English isn't my first language so there might be some mistakes. I hope you can enjoy it nonetheless (￣▽￣*)ゞ.

24 - What they wish they could change about themselves for Baizhu

His illness and his mortality are two things he would change. But that is too obvious. Something more twisted that he would change about himself ( even if there are more things that he would optimize for sure) if he could is his weakness for luxus. He'd be quite a bit closer to his goal if he were just a little less greedy, regarding his unnecessary expenses only, his experiments are and will remain expensive... But you have to make a good impression on your patients if you want them to trust you. And the maple wood paneling from Inazuma is just so beautiful and warm... Of course, sandbearer wood would have done the same thing at half the price... but it wouldn't be exactly the sssame.

9 - What calms them when they are upset for Kaeya

Again, there would be an obvious answer: alcohol. But we all know about that by now. Something else that calms him down when everything is too much for him and even spying on Diluc to see if he's doing alright doesn't help anymore (which actually happens even if he would never admit it). The horses in the stable of the Ordo Favonius. Their calm nature and the friendly neigh that welcomes him every time. He could spend days grooming their sides and be soothed by their pure non-judgmental nature.

Especially Baizhu was hard to figure out because of the lack of informatioin about him|･ω･) I hope I didn't do a crappy job with my precious snake doctor (´꒳`)♡

My Baizhu headcanons so far (1-6 +1):

Just thought about putting my personal, little headcanons (6 so far + 1 from my side block) about Baizhu together since they' re scattered pretty far over my whole dashboard ^^"

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Fell free to ignore them, use them as inspiration or just laugh about them (in a respectful way):

Baizhu starts to lisp...like a snake, if he gets flustered or ashamed... or to angry. Normally he takes great care not to lisp, thats why he speaks some words with a lot of care ( or with a weird pronunciation) and slowly like 'Herbs' or 'chance'

(Snakes are reptiles, and do not have the ability to digest dairy products like milk. Milk is designed for warm-blooded mammals. But sometimes doesn't stop them from drinking it when offered...) I imagine him as highly lactose intolerant. He can't even stand the smell of milk because he knows what it would do to him and his diggestive system. He probably tried it once for the sake of knowledge but he regreted it extremly. He was probably the one who introduced Coconut milk to little Qiqi.

No one is allowed to be present when he does his accounting (not even Gui or Qiqi). Calculating with his abacus is like meditating for him... and his snake-tongue flicks on his own every few clicks...he just can't do anything against it. It's too emberassing for him...

Baizhu swings his hips quite a bit when he walks. He gets therefore (and because of his long, sleek hair) often catcalled by foreign sailors who only see his backside. It depends on his mood that day if he turns around to shock them or just lets it slide and takes it as a compliment.

Baizhu can't blush, because he's cold blooded (at least a part of him is snake... I mean look into his eyes!) He isn't the type to blush anyway (he's seen a lot as a doctor), it takes much to flatter or embarrass him but it can become chilling that there is no body reaction from his side if he doesn't artificially shows his mood.

Our snek doctor doesn't care about gender typical behaviour. He actually likes to wear lipstick now and then (blood red is his favourite). He doesn't wear it often in puplic (just because he doesn't care, unfortunately, doesn't mean the rest of Liyue doesn't care -> it could lower his reputation) but now and then he puts it on when he's alone in his private quarters or on the Pearl Galley. Or when he sees the possibility for a nice deal trough crossdressing... "In the animal kingdom, it's also the male who accessorizes with colors, what does that have to do with my gender or sexuality? Humans are so small-minded…"

Technology hates Baizhu and he hates it back! It never seems to work when he tries it or when he's even near it. But some of the technic advances from Fontaine would make things so much easier for him. Alas there is not a Chance it would work for him anyway. He just got used to it by now and keeps his hands off of it for the safety of his fragile self and others. He acts like that typical technology hating grandma because he doesn't believe he can survive another electric shock...