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Incorrect Genshin Quotes #22
Y/n: ...Oh my, Changsheng just killed a goldfish.
Changsheng: *licking their snout* Yup. Delicious.
Baizhu being a Naga (part II):
In most records, Nagas are described as having seven heads (in some records the number varies from 1- 9). Baizhu "coincidentally" has six snakes/snake heads depicted in his character design...Changsheng is counted here as a separate individual.
1. Baizhus normal head, the one with distinct nocturnal snake eyes that scream theres something off about him... (although there not the weirdest shape seen in teyvat)
2. and 3. his sleeves resemble a snakes head each with a little tongue darting out.
4. The little jade pendant under his dendro vision showing a whole snake.
5. A white snake on his 'apron/belt' thing.
6. The end of his belt depicting a snakes heads with crystal for a tongue ( or holding a crystal?)
7. A long jade chain on his left hip ending in a diamon shaped crystal.
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Here's just another little overthinking theory of mine. Discusss, comment but be nice!
Ps: Yeah I know there are other snake parts themed in his look but I concentrated myself on the ones with heads here ^.^
Look who's a naughty girl...
He's here for his yearly routine visit ladys, gentleman and more!
Tried to make a baizhu playlist a while ago, but the information around him made it too hard to find perfect fitting tracks... still working on it...
Tried a pantalone playlist yesterday and while I had an equal amount of information it just worked, 6 tracks so far... now I get more information and throw myself into it...
Let's take a look
Lucky you! This one got out off hand turning out much longer than usual! I hope you like it it ^_^ just a few little things to be mentioned:
english isn't my first language so I'm very sorry for the mistakes that might occure (Unfortunately, I understand the language much better than I am able to use it myself.)
Baizhu and Pantalone are called twins here: because they look similar or if they are actually twins is up to your personal preference
songs I can recommend for this fanfiction: Devils Plans - Dominic Lewis, Charles Jones
Reader is gender neutral ( unless I read over something ^^")
Quarterly accounting was due. And with Baizhu's secret love affair called "occasional tax neglicence," the whole matter could get relatively complicated.
So you found yourself sitting on a stool next to the pharmacist, bent over reams of invoices, delivery bills and other paperwork. The statement that numbers made you dizzy, skillfully ignored by the green haired man. You were visibly nervous, but less because of the person next to you and more because of the wide open doors of the Pharmacy. Normally a welcome situation given the warm summer months, but the thought that someone could come up at any time and catch you, committing a not-so-small crime, made the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.
"Calm down, little Lotus. I will know when somone comes up these stairs."
"This is reckless..."
"Nonsenssse!", Changsheng, sitting in her favourite bamboo basket, called the doctor out before her gaze fixated the entry. Baizhu started to sweep everything into the drawer under the counter and let his expression slip to that of his customerfriendly facade before chimming a half-hearted excuse :" I'm very sorry, but we're already closed for today, if it isn't a emergency..."
"I surley can make one out of it..."
Looking at his twin, the pharmacists mask slipped off as fast as he had put it on. You knew his antics when it came to the Regrator. All his composure flew out the window and only the true Baizhu was left: not evil nor bad, just a bit... coldblooded. Although it was always a bit irritating, hearing him say the same sentences without a accommodating filter made you not as nervous as in the past.
"How can I help you?"
Pantalone moved his head in the direction from which the question came without opening his eyes: "Would you lend me your lovely assistant by any chance? The piles of paper at my place are getting confusing since the incident at the harbor."
As he said this, he turned his head in your direction and opened his eyes minimally, just a crack. But enough to show everyone that he was after you, like a precious piece of jewlrey at an auction.
"Hahaha... No", Baizhu leaned back and laid an arm around you pulling you closer then you've already been. His orange eyes focussing the other like a bloodstain he can't get rid of.
For a second you really felt like a trinket...
"As chef of the Northland bank you should know how hard it is to get an assistant that's easygoing and trustworthy. Besides, accounting isn't Their specialty at all, so what can they offer you?"
Your (f/c) eyes wandered to the drawer and although he said the truth, it felt like an absolut lie at the moment. But you disliked the Fatui harbinger as much as he did so you did something you probably would regret, should word spread about it.
Carefully, so you wouldn't hurt the beautiful but frail man next to you, you leaned on his shoulder, moving you nose to the crook of his neck inhaling his flowery scent, all while giving the blackhaired man the most savage side eye you had to offer.
Now it was Baizhus turn to act upon it or to choose another route to piss the other off.
But when you saw his jaw tighten something in you began to doubt your spontaneous action.
On the other side of the counter Pantalones smile widened remarkebly: "Nice try, and with every normal person this would work but not with him. Let's just say his eyes are not the only odd thing about him..."
Your gaze fell on Baizhu. You studied his pale face and tried to figure out what the other meant. His jaw had tightened when you hinted at flirting with him.
Like a clam trying to protect something inside.
You focused on his mouth, running the sentence through your head again.
Let's just say his eyes are not the only odd thing about him.
When you heared Changsheng hiss in the backround the mora dropped in your mind!
His tongue!
You didn't let on and decided to apologize profusely afterwards for pushing his boundaries just for this act.
"Ah, that. I already got so used to it that I didn't see it as odd anymore... to be honest, it has its benefits", you looked right back at the Regrator while you said that, lowering you eyelids in a sultry manner, before turning to your startled Chef and placing dominant peck on his shapley lips (all while sending a quick prayer that he would get the hint).
When you both saw how the banker opened his eyes barely noticeable further, that seemed to be enough motivation for the pharmacist to enter the game despite his insecurity.
A low hiss was your only warning before you felt yourself being pulled further in by your partner in crime. His lips crashed on yours with just enough force to make it look powerful, but not bruising either of you. You were now focussing on his hypnotizing amber eyes while feeling a jealously burning glare being shot at you from the side.
Just when you were about to take the lead, he beat you to it. His tongue forced your lips apart entering you mouth effortlessly, bringing the taste of honey and herbal tea with it. Hooked on by it you started to move too but found yourself in a losing battle quite fast. It was overhelming in the best way possible and it took you longer to get yourself together than you anticipated.
His tongue actually was odd, that was for sure. Smoother and slightly slimmer than that of a human, longer too and with a significant split in the end. But all this features were far more enticing than you expected. Or he just knew how to use it in just the right way.
You didn't even noticed how a sinnful moan made its way up your throat, until you heared it yourself, answered by the doctors eyebrow being raised in mock and him putting even more effort into the kiss. Embarassment and the lack off air finally got the better off you and let you break the kiss by pushing your hand lightly against his chest, feeling his slightly faster heartbeat in return.
When you two turned your gaze back to the unwanted guest, you noticed that he was gone. Leaving nothing but a gust of cool air behind.
Baizhus reaction to a new perfume...
Doctor Baizhu is known for many things: his bitter but effective remedies, steep prices for incence and good temper with children (oh, and the rumors no one seems to go more into detail about...). What he is also known for is the delicate and enticing scent that surounds him from time to time.
A scent perfectly tuned to the doctors environment and body (as well as the smell of fabrics he's wearing).
It made you actually quite jealous. Up to the point where you found yourself in front of Ying'ers little shop one evening, pondering if you should enter it or not... hopefully her prices weren't as dizzying...
The next day
'What if two perfumed people are to much for the customers?', you thought before entering the Pharmacy anyway. You made sure to just apply as little as possible to try it out. And after all your boss was able to send you home if he didn't liked the idea. Maybe you should have asked him beforhand.
You didn't even noticed, deep in you worries, how you walked behind the counter into the little storage room, getting rid of you bag and walked out to the front again greeting you Chef, his partner and his apprentice like every day.
Changsheng was the first to comment the difference: " Y/n, you sssmell..." flicking her tongue at you.
Your cheeks started to turn a deep shade of red, but Baizhu already scolded the snake on his shoulder: "Changsheng how rude! Do you want me to put you in the study again?"
"Would you have let me finish my sssentence you would have heared my full ssstatement... what I was about to sssay was 'Y/n you sssmell different than usual, iss that (F/Flower)?'"
Now the green haired man turned to you and looked at you like he sometimes glanced at the little birds on the front porch. But his eyes were different than usual, his normally clear slit pupils were blown wider: "The perfume suits you perfectly. Ying'ers work, yes?" after saying that in his usual airy way he laid his fingers before his mouth. A gesture he often used to hide his mouth and ... keep himself from flicking his snake-like tongue.
You caught him one evening doing it while writing something important, his right hand busy scribbling and not able to block his instinct. He didn't noticed you then (he obviously did, you two just acted like he didn't) but you knew since that moment why he did this move though it seemed always a bit 'suspicious'.
For now it was enough to give your fragile ego a little boost.
When the good Doctor passed behind you, you where able to hear a very silent, deep hiss, definetly not like the ones from little Changsheng, and a flick of air in the back of your neck.
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Got a new perfume and I'm actually really proud of my choice. Inspiration is hidden everywhere ^^!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
Baizhus rumors...
I would love to have a ingame reaction of Baizhu reacting to all this rumors fans made up about him over the last two years (from being the dendro Archon/ the last sunchild/ just Changshengs puppet to him being pantalone/s twin or owning the pearl galley) but he's just this dude with a chronic illness, a pet snake and a nack for medicine.
I want him to laugh so hard about it that the pain of his diaphragm overshadows the pain he suffers from each day for a short while and leaves him painfree for a few minutes afterwards T.T
My Baizhu headcanons so far (1-6 +1):
Just thought about putting my personal, little headcanons (6 so far + 1 from my side block) about Baizhu together since they' re scattered pretty far over my whole dashboard ^^"
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Fell free to ignore them, use them as inspiration or just laugh about them (in a respectful way):
Baizhu starts to lisp...like a snake, if he gets flustered or ashamed... or to angry. Normally he takes great care not to lisp, thats why he speaks some words with a lot of care ( or with a weird pronunciation) and slowly like 'Herbs' or 'chance'
(Snakes are reptiles, and do not have the ability to digest dairy products like milk. Milk is designed for warm-blooded mammals. But sometimes doesn't stop them from drinking it when offered...) I imagine him as highly lactose intolerant. He can't even stand the smell of milk because he knows what it would do to him and his diggestive system. He probably tried it once for the sake of knowledge but he regreted it extremly. He was probably the one who introduced Coconut milk to little Qiqi.
No one is allowed to be present when he does his accounting (not even Gui or Qiqi). Calculating with his abacus is like meditating for him... and his snake-tongue flicks on his own every few clicks...he just can't do anything against it. It's too emberassing for him...
Baizhu swings his hips quite a bit when he walks. He gets therefore (and because of his long, sleek hair) often catcalled by foreign sailors who only see his backside. It depends on his mood that day if he turns around to shock them or just lets it slide and takes it as a compliment.
Baizhu can't blush, because he's cold blooded (at least a part of him is snake... I mean look into his eyes!) He isn't the type to blush anyway (he's seen a lot as a doctor), it takes much to flatter or embarrass him but it can become chilling that there is no body reaction from his side if he doesn't artificially shows his mood.
Our snek doctor doesn't care about gender typical behaviour. He actually likes to wear lipstick now and then (blood red is his favourite). He doesn't wear it often in puplic (just because he doesn't care, unfortunately, doesn't mean the rest of Liyue doesn't care -> it could lower his reputation) but now and then he puts it on when he's alone in his private quarters or on the Pearl Galley. Or when he sees the possibility for a nice deal trough crossdressing... "In the animal kingdom, it's also the male who accessorizes with colors, what does that have to do with my gender or sexuality? Humans are so small-minded…"
Technology hates Baizhu and he hates it back! It never seems to work when he tries it or when he's even near it. But some of the technic advances from Fontaine would make things so much easier for him. Alas there is not a Chance it would work for him anyway. He just got used to it by now and keeps his hands off of it for the safety of his fragile self and others. He acts like that typical technology hating grandma because he doesn't believe he can survive another electric shock...
As a huge fan of Muse-core windowshopping (at the moment this muse is Baizhu ^^") I just can't hold onto myself and need to share my personal favourites so far too >.< just same braincell...
Don't mind me, just looking at some Baizhucore hair accessories...
You all know the serenitea pot, where everything is at your decision (including weather, winddirection,daytime at least in lore) ?
I just imagine Baizhu getting a serenitea pot from madam ping as his own pocket-realm-terrarium where he can decide on everything according to his physical state and it just stays like that *.*
No scorching heatwave that makes him faint, no rainshower that terrorizes his weak immune system, no sudden pressure changes that split his brain in half (through migrane)
Can't wait to invite hime into my teapot! I would just imagine that I regulate everything to his needs so he has a saveheaven to rest >_<
Gathered every enemy drop, scroll and collectible item I need for our sexy snek doctor so far! Hope the leaks were right >.< now I only need a few crystal shards and the stuff that comes with the 3.6 release. Herb daddy gets pampered when he and miss Changsheng come home *.*!!!
Overworking (BaizhuxReader)
Prompt: 'Muse lands in your lap'
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It was a rough day for Bubu Pharmacy. The cold-season had started with three days of harsh weather changes. So there were even more patients in the Pharmacy than expected.
Gui did his best, taking care of every order and handling the smaller cases of barometric headaches and people who were known for 'overreacting'. Qiqi gathered herbs as fast as her little body could and was paid every time with a fresh bottle of coconut milk when you met her and took the ingredients from her before rushing back to the imposing building.
Baizhu did his best to diagnose everyone as fast as he could while also being thoroughly, asking patients to come back later if there's no improvement and bribing children way more generously with candy to get them to take their medicine without throwing a fit.
You worked yourself up the many stairs and stopped abruptly when you saw that there was no waiting line. Did something happen, or was this just the golden moment for a break before the next wave of customers boarded the Pharmacy? With fast steps, you walked inside and looked around before Baizhu noticed you with a gentle but forced smile:" Y/n! There you are. Just lay the herbs down over there and take a seat. I have a bad feeling that this wasn't all, but we should take a break together as long as we can." His hands still busy writing prescriptions while also sorting the herbs you just delivered.
"As long as you take a break too. I know you…" you said as you set down on one of the stools behind the counter, breathing heavily. The green haired Pharmacist waved his hand in a soothing motion at you and darts into the storeroom, out again into the entrance room checking some drawers before he walked back into his office. You just shook your head at him. Everyone in the Pharmacy knew about his weak constitution, and yet he seemed the only one acting absolutely oblivious to it. Especially now, with Changsheng being busy shedding her skin. Otherwise, she would give him a piece of her mind and be it in front of patients!
Gui came back with a tea-set in his hands and eyed carefully into the direction of the office, then at you. He put the tray down and armed himself for scolding his Boss, but before he could head into his direction the Doctor came out of his office already, paler than usual and walked past you before muttering:" I…I'm…alright…, just a sec…" before falling backwards.
"Xiangsheng!"
"Baizh...!"
You could just pull his body to you, so he landed in your lap instead of the hard floor. His head landed in the crook of your neck and you felt his slow breath.
Gui was about to help you to take his weight off you, but you shushed him kindly. Baizhu was alarmingly light, you thought, before putting your arm over his thighs to secure him further. Him fainting wasn't something too uncommon to the four of you, so you knew there was no need to panic as long as his breathing was normal, and he didn't hit something hard on his way down. You took a deep breath and checked his pulse. Everything 'normal'.
A few minutes past in silence. His assistant watched you shyly: "Say when he gets too heavy for you, I go get his medicine." And with that he walked into his Chef's office. As he was gone, the other man moved in your lap, lifted his head a bit before letting it fall back down. He had already woken up a few seconds after he had fainted.
"How embarassing..."
"That's the punishment for you not taking a break when needed, Doctor. It seems what they say is true: Doctors are the worst patients imaginable."
You pushed him closer to you. You didn't want him to see how red your cheeks were from him breathing into your neck constantly. And you didn't want him to run around again without taking a break! And maybe, just maybe, you liked the feeling of holding him in your lap like this…
"Make sure to slow down next time or I'll make sure you land face first in my lap! Did you hear me?!" your voice was a silent yell.
"Loud and clear, little Lotus." was his answer while he pushed his mouth close enough to your neck that his lips were brushing your skin with every word, making you blush even deeper than before. You wanted to scold him for it, but a high-pitched snarling intervened you two:
"Tell me your two are jussst making out!
Did he faint again?! Boneheaded fool!
Not one week you can handle yourssself alone!
How did you ssurvive this long without me?
And you two! I told you to put him in his place if he actsss up!
Where is this submisssive asssistant anyway?!
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Baizhu Brain-cramp #5:
Baizhu made this move at least once in a sarcastic way with the words: "Morax, Ningguang, and the golden house." as a read to the back of somebody he fleeced.
15 min. till Baizhu and changsheng stream <3 <3 <3!!!! Let's manifest he's coming first half of the 3.6 update >.<
Trying to fight the urge to use the opinion option in the next genshin opinion poll to ask to switch the baizhu/kaveh banner to 1 phase [if it would technically be possible]. I probably won't do it, but I want to... >_< we waited long enough...