Heard In Liyue (#24)

Heard in Liyue (#24)

Baizhu: Qiqi and I were out collecting hhhhherbs this morning.

Hu Tao: Um, I think the “h” in “herbs” is supposed to be silent.

Baizhu: I think you’re supposed to be silent too, but here you are, chattering away!

I mean sure she's a snake... she has her own definition of bite sized but that's nothing uncommon, although...

O.O"

What does that mean in Dr. Baizhus case? Bite sized from a human perspective or bite sized from a snake one (baizhu naga theory insert)?

Baizhu headcanon #6:

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Technology hates Baizhu and he hates it back! It never seems to work when he tries it or when he's even near it. But some of the technic advances from Fontaine would make things so much easier for him. Alas there is not a Chance it would work for him anyway. He just got used to it by now and keeps his hands off of it for the safety of his fragile self and others.

He acts like that typical technology hating grandma because he doesn't believe he can survive another electric shock...

Touching

Feeling another human’s touch.

touching foreheads

running fingers through hair

hiding face in neck

caressing the other’s hand

feeling their pulse

patting the other’s head

holding hands

shielding the other one with their body

listening to the other’s heartbeat

spooning at night

laying their hand on the other’s neck

pushing a strand of hair behind their ear

nudging the other one

putting an arm around the other’s waist

hugging each other

massaging them

holding the other’s chin up

squishing the other’s cheek

high fiving

bandaging/stitching up an injury

kissing the other’s brow

falling asleep on the other’s shoulder

carrying the other one in their arms

whispering in their ear, lips touching the skin

stroking the other’s arm soothingly

kissing the top of their head

pulling the other one towards them

feeling for each other in the dark

tickling the other one

grabbing onto their arm

doing a pinky swear

caressing the other’s back

tasting their smile

washing the other’s body

kissing their bruises and scars

lifting the other one up

putting their head on the other’s chest

stroking their leg

leaning into the other’s side

patting them on the back

sitting close and knees touching

braiding the other’s hair

giving them a piggy-back ride

sitting on the other’s lap

feeling their temperature

linking arms with each other

touching their elbow to get their attention

dancing with each other

holding onto the other’s shoulders for support

putting a hand over the other’s mouth to shut them up

Hand-holding|Hugs|Kisses

Incorrect Genshin Quotes #1

Baizhu: Changcheng and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Changsheng: Sentences.

Baizhu: Don't interrupt me.

Hello is it ok if I can request some nsfw genshin make out headcannons

sorry for the late reply, I've been off tumblr but I'm back!

[Cyno + Baizhu + Venti] x gender neutral! reader

18+, NSFW, Minors do not interact!

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Cyno pawed needily at your ass as your lips pressed against each other, his tongue clumsily exploring the depths of your mouth. Your panting breaths mingled as he pressed you backward, arching his body over you as one hand gripped your hip and the other wandered up to your neck. His fingers laced into your hair, holding your face ever closer to his, as he continued to kiss you deeply. He kissed you fervently, desperately, as if he was trying to devour your soul. 

You let your hand wander to his front, pawing at the obvious bulge that had formed in his pants. He gasped into the kiss, and made a low, grumbling noise of approval. Biting at your bottom lip, he gently rubbed himself against your touch. Encouraged, you pulled the hem of his pants down, exposing him, and stroked your hand along his bare length. More noises fell from his mouth into yours, low groans of pleasure and carnal growling sighs. 

All the while, your tongues pressed against each other, the kiss never ending as he bucked into your touch with increasing ferocity. You felt as Cyno gasped your name, moments before he came, a strangled noise of pleasure falling from his lips onto yours. He rested his forehead against yours as he finally broke the kiss, both of you panting heavily. 

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Baizhu’s kiss was gentle. His lithe fingers tangled themselves in your hair as his lips met yours, a humming noise of approval reverberating through the contact. You wrapped your arms around him as you straddled him, your tongue running along his plush bottom lip, asking for entry. He complied immediately, parting his lips against yours and meeting your tongue with his. The taste of tea and honey hit your tongue pleasantly. 

A thumb brushed your cheek gently as he tilted your head back, deepening the kiss. It was overwhelming, the feeling of his tongue claiming yours, the sensation of his ever-hardening erection pressed against your front. 

You ground against him, and he breathed a moan into your mouth. You continued like that for a while – his dick hardening fully through his clothes as you rolled your hips, his tongue making itself familiar with every nook and cranny of your mouth. Eventually, you couldn’t take it any more, and you freed his erection from its confines, breaking the kiss just long enough to remove your own lower garments, and returning to his mouth as you straddled him once more, sliding on top of him and positioning him at your entrance. Deep, guttural moans escaped both of your lips as you lowered yourself. The kisses continued as you rode him. You couldn’t get enough – kissing him felt like claiming him, and being claimed in turn. Moans and sighs fell between you as the bucking of your hips became more frantic, and soon it was over. With one final kiss, Baizhu let out a soft hum and smiled warmly at you.

“Now, I suppose it’s my turn to make you cum.”

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You opened your mouth to say something, and Venti stole your breath away before you had the chance. You blinked rapidly as he wrapped an arm around your waist, his silver tongue curling along the length of your own. You sunk into the kiss as he led you backwards, your back meeting the wall, his leg sliding between your thighs as he hummed into the kiss. He was skilled with his tongue indeed, and you absently wondered how he’d learned to make one come undone this quickly with just his mouth upon yours. You could feel the heat rising high on your cheeks, and his thigh rubbing between yours meant heat rising in your stomach in turn. 

Your hips wriggled softly against him as he pressed you into the wall, hands exploring your body as his tongue explored your mouth. He was a vocal kisser, and the sound of his voice reverberating through the kiss only served to work you up that much faster. Soon, you couldn’t take it anymore, fully grinding into him and whimpering in want. He laughed lightly against your lips as he complied, moving a hand between your bodies and snaking his fingers beneath the hem of your clothes. 

You moaned as his deft fingers got to work, but his tongue dominated yours, reminding you to keep going. You did as you were bid, letting your tongue swirl around his, continuing to kiss deeply as he made a mess of you below. You couldn’t help letting noises drip heavily from your lips as he worked you over, struggling to focus on the kiss. It wasn’t long before you fully came undone, as his fingers were just as skilled as his tongue. The kiss broke as your loudest moan yet fell free with your orgasm, and you collapsed into him with  heavy breaths.