Percy And Thalia - Tumblr Posts
Percy and Thalia core: why they shouldn't have a phone
Thalia:
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Percy: I just wake up. Can you give me a minute before being crazy.
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Percy: What happens when you put nutella on salmon?
Thalia: I'm scared.
Percy: You get salmonella!
Thalia: Don't talk with me.
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Thalia: WTF YOU TAKE LIKE TEN YEARS TO REPLY
Thalia: DO YOU TEXT PEOPLE AND THEN THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE F*** PACIFIC?
Percy: I throw myself across the Pacific.
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Percy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME! I roast you and you hate it. I am nice with you and you hate it. Maybe, I should just die!
Thalia: No!!
Percy: Oh, you hate that too!!!
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Percy: You done being phycho?
Thalia: No.
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Thalia: FLIRT BACK GOD DAM IT!
Percy: HOW??
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Thalia: Wait you like me? Like, my personality?
Percy: I know, I was surprised too.
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Thalia: ARE YOU GUYS A THING OR NOT?
Percy: NO NO NO.
BUT
Thalia: WHAT?
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Thalia: Are you done being sarcastic?
Percy: Yes.
Thalia: Wait, really?
Percy: Yeah. Totally. Completely. Done for good.
Thalia: ...
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Percy: Shut up.
Thalia: I didn't say anything!
Percy: I can feel the judgement.
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Percy: Are you up?
Thalia: Yes.
Percy: Me too.
Thalia: Yeah. I can see that.
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Thalia: GET AWAY THAT FROM ME!
Percy: NO! IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, YOU SUFFER WITH ME!
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Thalia: So hear me out. We kidnap him.
Percy: No.
Thalia: You kidnapped Nico.
Percy: I adopted him. Illegally and without saying to anyone.
Thalia: That is kidnap.
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Thalia: I called.
Percy: I watched it ring.
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Thalia: That's a bad idea.
Percy: uh uh
Thalia: You already do it, don't you?
Percy: 👍👍
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Percy: What is wrong with us?
Thalia: A lot. But at least we are hot.
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Percy: I just ended a 5 years relationship
Thalia: OMG, are you okay?
Percy: Oh, it wasn't my relationship.
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Percy: Did you hear about the chef that died?
Thalia: No.
Percy: He pasta away.
Thalia: I hope you pasta away.
Percy 🥺🥺🥺
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Percy: So, how's your life?
Thalia.: good. Yours?
Percy: Good.
Percy: We are both lying, right?
Note: all these messages are send between 0.00 an 04.00